Change your perception

Change MY Perception

2010-10-18T21:08:00.003+08:00

This is a story about a boy.

One day, he overheard the fact that his friend fancied someone

Curious as he is, he went online to acquire information about her appearance

It turns out that she was just another ordinary looking girl

The boy brushed it off his mind thinking he had just wasted his time

As his examinations were over, the boy spent most of his time sleeping and lazing around

Boredom eventually took over him and he went back to looking at people online

He came across that particular girl again

This time, realising that she actually looks kinda interesting

He became interested in getting to know her. However he didnt have the chance

Opportunity struck when a close friend of his got to know her

And through one of the most unexpected ways. The boy finally got to know her

The connection was formed online through a game and continued that way until one day...

They met in the real world

18th march 2010

The boy saw her smile through his own eyes

The boy was rather thrilled

Oblivious that happiness was bound to be short lived

Messages, topics, chatter, laughter and even his actuality would eventually disappear

The boy remembers the times whereby he and the girl would meet up to eat prata

And after that visit the mosquito infested playground nearby to continue chatting

Apparently those days didnt seem to last very long

The boy also remembers the times whereby he was trying to help the girl carry some of her baggage

At that point in time, he was too weak and couldnt carry it with ease

At that day he decided that he should visit the gym so when such a situation arises again, the boy would have no problems.

The boy toiled so he could would be able to carry anything she wanted him to

However that day never did seem to appear

The boy remembers the time that she said to him that school is starting and that she would be busy

The boy hoped that they could still meet up rather often

Nevertheless, lively conversations online seemed to turn dull

And his existence probably slipped out of her life.

18th June 2010

The first time this boy had made a birthday wish.

A wish to see the girl on the 19th for there was a prearranged meeting

Birthday wishes never do come true dont they?

After a few months, the girl injured herself

The boy frantically tried to think of every way he could his shower concern towards her but settled for a simple method

He succeeded temporarily...

But hes happy to know that at least shes somewhat/fully healed now

Despite the fact that this particular girl didnt do anything at all

It has affected the boy's life in so many ways

She was the person whom he could instantly feel comfortable with

She was the person who injected joy into his monotonous life

She was the person who changed his aloof personality and made him speak to her first

But now this boy has returned to the dull person he originally was

He does not blame this particular girl

He does not wish to let her think I changed for her

He just wants to say thank you to her for giving him new emotions and experiences

And that he probably fell in love with the wrong girl

On 19th September today

The boy wants to wish this particular girl

Happy Birthday

Well. A month of new experiences wasnt that bad

Maybe its time I Change My Perception

I guess 18 is my number and 19 isnt

2010-06-26T00:11:00.002+08:00

Your dear Leo has to drag his ass to NgeeAnn Polytechnic every saturday morning until national day.....

Your dear Leo lives in Sengkang while NgeeAnn Polytechnic is in Clementi.

Your dear Leo has to take MRT AND BUS to get there

Your dear Leo is still not asleep.

Your dear Leo is gonna die tmr morning. ):

SCRAWNY D:

2010-06-20T22:25:00.015+08:00

Let me ask all my imaginary friends out there this very important question

AM I VERY SKINNY?

): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ):

And more and more people say that im white now

GOOD RITE?!

MY SKIN IS THOSE NICE NICE HEALTHY LOOKING KIND OF SKIN TONE

NOT THOSE PALE + YELLOW UNHEALTHY LOOKING KIND

However. All that is gona change.

I shall soon bake my self under the sun so that I can achieve BLACKNESS

You all gona call me ahneh very soon. (brother in indian = ahneh)

Just dont shout it out on the streets if you do see me

And due to me forgetting to publish this shit once again... From 2 days ago..

I shall now continue the post...

And to start/continue this shit

Let me fill you in on a very interesting conversation

*André gonna be what he set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly. says:

*-.-

*what you doing

Nichhhhh ! ^^ says:

*praying to the dota gods

*to help us win the compe

*may the wind guide us to victory

André gonna be what he set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly. says:

*._.

Nichhhhh ! ^^ says:

*eh y no response

*not funny meh

eh y no response. not funny meh?

LOLOLOLOLOL

STILL GOT PART 2 OK?!

ARE U ALL READY?

André gonna be what he set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly. says:

*-.-

*you think we can win?

Nichhhhh ! ^^ says:

*why not

André gonna be what he set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly. says:

*._.

*i think confirm got pro one lor

Nichhhhh ! ^^ says:

*ahem

*wad r u toking bout

*got me

*half the game won

Though I dont support my dear friend Andre to use the act cute face of ._.

Or rather I strongly abhore his/anyone else's usage of that stupid face...

I guess theres no other reaction we could give to Nich.

._.

Oh yes

And as you people may or may not know

I am making effort to improve my size

Well... Since I cant increase vertically anymore

Why not go for the other?

Horizontally

And nope. No protein shakes for me. No weird supplements.

Only food. And hard work

And I already have trouble getting fats. Let alone muscle..

So now hard work is upgraded and can be called

VERY HARD WORK

Now all you mother fuckers out there are gonna tell me that ill look weird with muscles and stuff

And you all are probably thinking im trying to be a bodybuilder

BUT NO!!

IM NOT GONA BE SOME UNDERGROUND MONSTER

This is an underground monster. Im not gona be that.

I swear. If theres anyone that looks more like pudge than him....

Ill let u suck on my biceps if u can find that SOMEBODY

Eh. This one not bad!!

Maybe I be something like this I'll be very happy already

AND I SAID I WANNA BE BLACK TOO RITE?!

Then maybe one day when I have the balls to shave bald...

And on that day I would probably have attained bodykongness...And would be black thru bbqing

Ill ask someone help me take a pic then we compare see who more shuai ok?! LOL

And to achieve BODYKONG

I would have to eat all the knnbccbklj kinds of healthy foods...

As you can see from the above picture..

This is what my midnight snack has been reduced into

From 20pc nugget + large coke and large fries and an apple pie....

It has become tuna bread + 2 bananas + milk + cake(i need smth sweet -.-)

Holyshit.. SO MA DA FA KIN HIAO TEE

Well.. That was yesterday's midnight snack.

Tonight's was durian.

Before you ppl gimme the : -_- durian is not healthy u fucktard

I DONT GIVE A FUCK!! DURIAN IS A FRUIT U DUMBASS!! THE KING SOMEMORE!!

FRUITS ARE GOOD FOR HEALTH!!!

You all wanna see my progress right?!

Wanna see my sexy body right?

K I shall grant you that wish...

...

... However you have to rape me and see it yourself ^^

For now... I think you all should go fap to porn

Cos theres no picture of me for you to do so to.

And so.

I shall end off with a picture that made me laugh for.......

Lets just say that I laughed for a very long time ok-.-

I dont know if I'm being very lame or what...

BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT

HAHAHAHAAHAHA DUM FUK

HAHAHAHAHAAHA TAI NI PO NI

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok nvm. Maybe you all wont get it.

And this post dont have my face ):

So heres good bye to you from the scrawny little chinese boy.

BTW IF U THINK MY BLOGGING FREQUENCY IS TOO LONG

U CAN TRY FOLLOWING MY TWITTER AS I MIGHT HAVE SOME RANDOM HAPPENINGS IN MY LIFE

THE WORD IS MIGHT

http://twitter.com/VeryHardworking

I am bored

2010-06-16T01:28:00.005+08:00

Hi assholes.

I am bored once again... like every other day

However I am continuing my very no-life routine to Bodykong

Eat Workout Eat Sleep| Nua the next day | ( x34253463124128412412 days)

So until 1 day.... Where I actually go out and do some stuff.

Then I would stop writing nonsensical bullshits in here which is defeating the purpose of having a blog

OR DO U PEOPLE ACTUALLY ENJOY READING THESE NONSENSE LIKE MINGHUA?

REPLY ME YOU BASTARDS!!!

Hi assholes.

Since you are reading my blog. I take it that you are somewhat trying to spy on me

So for your personal stalking pleasure,

I would be including a a massive spam of inconsequential information about myself

Or... something else

1.I am in a very groggy state while typing this but somehow unable to fall asleep

2.I have eaten 9 eggs today. I think im gona die soon

3.I have been a lazy slob the whole day lying on my bed since 12pm in the afternoon

4.I signed up for NDP volunteers. WTF?

5.I think that the bugger reading this just jizzed in his pants

6.I enjoy seeing people getting kicked in the nuts

7.I think that you just started wanking again

8.I am suffering from a weird form of insomnia(5am sleep,12pm wake up tired but cant sleep)

9.I am addicted to saying OIOI WATCH OUT. I KNOW KUNGFU OK

10.I am a scrawny boizx

11.I am a good and hardworking student

12.I also indulge in the pleasures of learning

13.I eat more than you

14.I am hungry now

15.I talk to myself everyday. On twitter

16.I got a very cool grandpa that can ninja you. <-- this is a fact

17.I think religion is a guilt inflicting psychology you people bring upon yourselves

18.I wanna be rich so I can buy an island all to myself

19.I want the island so I can have sex with my future lover 24/7 in nature with no 1 looking

20.I think my imagination is very wild LOL

( I realised I forgot to post this.. So I shall continue )

Hi assholes.

I think that monks are fucking crazy people who enjoy mutilating their penises

As you can see from the previous post's Iron Dick Kungfu....

However I have found something more cock.

SHAOLIN IRON EGG

I swear this one is the most funny shit

Or maybe its just me who enjoys seeing people kicked in the nuts.

BUT BUT BUT I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH AT THIS SHIT

Iron egg lo. wtf

If I got kicked in my "eggs" like that...

Probably crack open and can cook fried eggs already

The reason I hyperlinked these videos is due to the fact it wont look like im video spamming

Hi assholes

HOWEVER I STILL HAVE TO SHOW U SOME OTHER VIDEOS

VIDEOS THAT I CANT AFFORD TO HYPERLINK

COS YOU BASTARDS MIGHT NOT CLICK IT

BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG THINGS ATTRACT YOU RITE

I swear. This guy is dam smart with his advertisement of MMA

Most funny part is the focus is on the ass. NOT THE MOVE

Last part the girl shake her ass somemore LOL

And this is a video about gays (Sadly embedding disabled by request)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjQlh52Em3o

Now imagine u cockfight with your bestfriend and see who wins

HAHAHAHAHAHA BOTH TURN GAY TOGETHER

Hi assholes.

I am about to tell you something very random

Something so random that your mind might not be able to comprehend its randomness

Nope. Its not about me wanting to swim in the flooded orchard road and make everyone WTF

Its about me being able to make my nostrils bigger

(I can sense the wtf-ness from you people already)

LET ME SHOW YOU THIS AWESOME SKILL

I THINK THIS IS DAMN COOL ONLY!!

But if the whole world can do it then... I'll be quite sad ):

NONO ILL BE ECSTATIC!!

LETS ALL EXPAND OUR NOSTRILS TOGETHER!!

(sensing the wtf-ness once again)

Hi assholes.

I think I should continue another day

And I shall end off with these 2 pictures

Just in case one day you might not be able to open the URL leading to my blog

VERY TRUE

Hi assholes.

Ok relax nothing already

Bye assholes.

Bodykong is sick

2010-06-15T02:07:00.002+08:00

I realise that I dont get sick very often.

Well... At least I think I dont

But whenever I get sick.. Its one that lasts like FUCKKKINGGGGG HELL LONG

Well.. Its gradually recovering

And so.. For the past 2 weeks of sickness.

No creative ideas have been flowing into my mind.

And currently my mind is still very dead.

So let me just say that....

Iron Dick Kungfu <----- IS LMFAO

And thus concludes this wonderful piece of shit you are reading now

I need a wish

Once a week updates ):

2010-05-29T02:18:00.011+08:00

Hi people once again

I am here. As always..

Let me introduce you guys to.

THE EXPRESSWAY

This particular stretch of roads happen to be quite clear everyday

But I just have no idea why the bus I take decides to move so slowly

Road safety is very important I guess. Hmmmm

As you can see. I am going to start my nonsense ranting already.

And as you see! Its not only happening to the bus to my school!!

ITS EVERY FRIGGING BUS!!!! or maybe the buses I take :/

From this observation. I have concluded that bus drivers are fucking douchebags who drive at 30km/h or maybe less... ON AN EMPTY ROAD

Even the ahpeh on a motorcycle can drive faster and overtake the bloody bus I was in today.

Let me once again emphasize the point : EMPTY ROAD!!!

Wa. I tell you. It is just as annoying as those retards you see everyday who jam up the walkway with their tortoise-like steps.

WTF LEH. The matrix team should make a new movie and hire people like these

Wakao. They so slow right, I dont think there is a need for those slow motion effects anymore

Seriously hate buses more and more. Retarded long AND SLOW journeys

Koufu and classroom go very well together.

One must make full use of the school facilities.

The classroom can also be your canteen!

Just dont follow me and use your classroom as a canteen while teacher is there.

UNLESS YOUR TEACHER ALLOWS IT

Well... I only got 1 teacher who does... And its not when the time this photo was taken D:

As I said. Make full use of your school facilities

Including the power socket.

Who gives a shit about the thing getting sot and maybe cause the whole lecture hall to blackout?

Motto to follow 1 : My laptop is more important than the teacher

Motto to follow 2 : I paid to come to school

Maybe I should get another few 3pin plugs and an extension cable or two so that the rest of my class can plug into that 1 miserable power socket on our side of the lecture hall

Look closely at my school's very own Diploma for the Arts (Painting) students

New course ok!

Dont play play. They painting the wall got pattern one

Close up of the Diploma of the Arts(Painting) students

I guess its a group project.

This is the dude in my class from China who is interested in my best friend Pherlyn

Formal presentation day.

Apparently last night he went drinking with his China buddies

And from the photo... I think hes still a little drunk from last night

LOL

Before I go. Let me share with you what a friend of mine prayed for Vesak day

He prayed for more muscles so he can be BODYKONG!

LOLOLOLOLOL

And thus it ends here and I shall try to show you imaginary people more about my life as it seems like im not doing enough once a week

Nerds.

2010-05-21T11:36:00.008+08:00

Is it me or is the only person tagging my blog minghua?

You bastards.. Talk to me!!

I have also realised something.

I have been writing on this shitbag place less and less.

I have a feeling that it is because the Fake Eugene isnt here anymore

And thus I dont laugh when I see my blog anymore

Which ultimately leads me to writing something new for the bugger to kajiao

Currently the only thing driving me to update this nonsensical piece of shit blog

Is the fact that my dear friend Pearson Toh Ming Hua has been using my blog to waste his life away, by reading it.

MAIN POINT

In this post. I shall show everybody my best friend in school ^^
Are u people excited to see him?~

SCROLL DOWN!

JUST JOKING!

OKOK. I show you all my gay pal from school

Mr Gary Gayboy Glow Low

And we both have no fucking idea what we are listening to in class.

This is Gary when he is a nerd.

And this would be Gary when he is feeling gay

I think we were talking about some weird dancer

I didnt blanko his email so feel free to add him

17m/single/looking for a relationship

Strictly no hihi intro pl0x! ^^

And since I am currently blogging for my blog's supposed biggest fan to read

I shall feature him to you other people who happen to pass by

AKA. Nobody else. ):

This handsome young man which goes by the name of Pearson Toh Ming Hua has been the best supporter of my blog constantly visiting this dump and spending his time finding out the URL as he has not remembered even until now. Also, after that read, through every shit. I truly love this guy.........'s dog

Webcamming has been very common nowadays

And has been stripping many people of their privacy(if they forget to off)

An example would be this

Look at Joel's -watching porn while webcamming- face

Well.. He does look like he is very happy doesnt he :/

And hes not really watching anything.

Relax horndawgs, dont go ask him for porn site or something

And to end off.

Let me express my undying hatred towards school no matter where I am.

Outram till Nanyang im still hating it.

Fucking presentations!!!!

Also. Not forgetting a very cool video about Jesus

STOP KILLING JUDAS!!

Live long and prosper mother fuckers :p

On my way to BODYKONG

2010-05-08T15:05:00.009+08:00

Hello faggots. Did you miss me?
Or have you all forgotten me after seeing your poly flenz?
Since u all are such fuckers...
I guess it would be the latter

Anywaysss while you all might be enjoying your poly life or somethin
Leo has had the most WTFBBQ week
Everyday late for class.
Everyday fucken day. I meet people that cause me to be late....

WORSE. THE REASONS ARE VERY AMAZING ONE
Example 1: My bus bang into another car.
And then he dont wanna move then jam the whole road.
SIBEI XIALAN!!! STILL COME OUT AND SMOKE @$@#%!&*$

Example 2: Idiot doesnt wanna pay money.
Bus uncle stops in the middle of the road, goes to the upper decker to drag him down.
Both scold each other for dunno how long.
Guy finally taps his card and the bus moves.

IF FOR THE REST OF MY POLY LIFE I KEEP MEETING PEOPLE LIKE THESE HOW?

+ If everyday my sleep in bus kena awakened by siaoki old men such as this. Singing his bloody cantonese songs at volume 100, polluting the air in the bus by airing his bloody fungus-toes and talking nonsense to another old man behind him which I doubt he has any idea who he actually is... I will CRY >:
WA PIANG DIE LA GO POLY LIKE THAT.
THIS IS WHY I FUCKING HATE BUSES OK
I MEET STUPID PEOPLE.
IT IS INCONVENIENT
CAN WAIT 45MINS FOR A FUCKING BUS AND THE FUCKER STILL DRIVE SLOWLY
ONLY GOOD THING IS THE SEATS ARE SOFT
BUT I DONT GIVE A FUCK

Btw this is the most interesting thing I have seen today.

And if you wanna know what my class is all about.
Yes. This is what the oldest guy in class enjoys doing. LOL

And I re-live my sec sch days by drawing on lecture tables
Only to find out that....

SOMEONE ELSE DID IT BETTER THAN ME
HE CARVED IT INTO THE TABLE SOMEMORE.

Btw people. Leo is not skinny.
Leo is toned and soon to be bodykong ^^
And gyming is an expensive sport
I have been more broke than ever
And being broke while eating chap chai peng everyday isnt really very believable isnt it..
Well.. other than chap chai peng.
I ate 20 satays and 2 ketupat with some onions and a giant mug of sugarcane
Wah. I keep farting now.
DAMN COOL!!

Eh. Dont be an asshole, write something on that black box there leh....
Talking to myself is boring you know

I have school on fucking labour day.

2010-05-02T23:04:00.002+08:00

MEDICINE FOR SORE THROAT AND COUGH

My classmates have been very chummy with each other lately
Everyone seems to understand the meaning of sharing
We are so bonded that we share things with each other until germs also shared
Now all sick. =.=

My school life has been quite happening so far in what ways...................................
I shall not say it out here because theres too much shit
And u will probably think im nuts

I am also sorry for not being able to make this post somewhat interesting to u people
It is because I am currently sick and dying
Coughing my lungs out
And sneeze until my nose can drop off from my face
And the only way I survived through last friday was by overdosing panadol extra
Today wake up with some weird aching pain at the kidney area
What the fuck man.
Was hoping for another day of rest and recuperation but...
BLOODY HELL LABOUR DAY GOT SCHOOL FOR POLY STUDENTS?

Come on.
Talk to me
Ask me some questions
Whatever
Anything that will make me tell you how much I miss you
And how much I secretly wanna be with you
Not happening eh? ):

I HAVE BEEN STUDYING ^^

2010-04-26T19:34:00.001+08:00

NICE SNAG

NICE TOSS

NICE ABS

THANKS

LMFAO

I feel so fucking good now that I am back home eating my dinner

Feasting like some beast somemore

Seriously. I wonder.

When was the last time i had close to 11hrs without food

Wtf man. The feeling like fucking rabak sia\

Feeling of hunger. Lack of energy. Active imagination with thoughts that ill turn anorexic.

Watching the people around me enjoying themselves....

But for the money. Leo shall fast!!!

If i can acheive 2 weeks of not eating unless at home = $$$

So because of $ I shall be feeling very muslim for this period of time

AND TODAY IS ONLY DAY 1!!! ):

Maybe I shud like cook smth and bring to school

And thus sparing me from the torture of fasting
Another sad thing is that Leo's Chiobu nails are gone

Fucking sad I tell u

I dont even know why I decided to cut them

Now i feel like something is bloody missing from my hands

As if the tips of my fingers were cut off

Type phone message also cannot

On comp one still ok.

AAAAAA

SEE THIS PICTURE THE NAILS SO DAM SEXY RIGHT?

And look what happened after that

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

And people people.

If you are still thinking that im suffering in Mechatronics

I guess not.

I got a whole range of crazy classmates

Got small siaokia girl, buff indian, guy that gets disturbed my everyone, gl-kia, prince of persia, alot of nerds, horny girl and matrep and many more

Even if I dont get a successful course transfer...

I guess I wouldnt mind trying to survive through lessons with them

BUT OF COURSE I STILL WANNA TRANSFER

FUCKING THINGS IM LEARNING HAS TOTALLY NO LOGIC I SWEAR

EVEN THE TEACHER AGREES THAT THERE IS NO LOGIC

I shall take my leave and update some other time soon about my life

Loveyoulongtime TEAM-MATES HAHAHA

MechaSadness

2010-04-16T00:45:00.010+08:00

Please say Hi on the tagboard over >>>

So that you can make LEO feel a whole lot better

Cos ill know who reads my shit rants

ESPECIALLY IF ITS SOMEONE SPECIALZXZXZ WOOOO ^^

This message does not apply to the Eugene tagger. Thankyouverymuchmeloveyoulongtime.

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What happens when you put a very incompetent maths educator

And put him infront of a room filled with people...

PEOPLE. PEOPLE with NO FUCKING IDEA how to do Differenciation & Integration?

Picture look like he very good right?

Sadly. Thats just cos he living in his own world and doing his questions

And no 1 understands a shit

GG la. Dont need study already

Teach until can make me this kind of nice lovable student become so guai lan and think of taking photo.

Can go bang wall already.

HELLO PEOPLE
After this long period of sadness.

Leo has finally moved on.

If you would want a summary on how bad NYP

Ans : CUI.

And yes. Now I am finally back in the mood to talk cock

I always wonder.

How come every other person in another poly looks like they are enjoying themselves

But me???

I am sad.

Truth to be told.

The girls in my course arent really on the better looking category

THEN I SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE BRAGGING ABOUT CHIOBU OR HAMSUM

IF NOT TAKE PICTURE SOMEMORE

They seem to be enjoying themselves

Eh. I believe there is a connection.

If I am to face this bullshit for 3 years.

I better get myself some "relief"

Suggestions by people include..

Getting a girlfriend.

I want that particular someone. But that particular someone probably dont want me >: LOL

Finding some horny girl and ask her to give u blowjob

Somehow. This is quite a good suggestion. Cos this way right. At least I still know that I prefer girls. And that mechatronics will turn every other guy in there gay except me. LOL

Study

LOLOLOLOLOL -'-

Suicide

EmoNemo no more

Turn gay and start giving my lecturers blowjobs for better grades

I FUCK THE PRINCIPALS ASS AND INSTANT DIPLOMA BETTER!!

Become matrep with floating cap and fuck my life

LIFE IS LIKE AN UH UH SIOL COS AKU FUCKING RABAK! lolsmljwtf?

All the things here are the hopefully not gona happen kind of shit man

I would need your utmost support and encouragement to help me survive in NYP

If you have friends in NYP.

Maybe you could let them know about my plight and give me the opportunity to socialise

LIMITED TO PWEETY GALZ ONLY OK? LOL

I shall update more about my life soon.

Hopefully with more interesting pictures ^^

Fuck you ^^

Lovelorn Ostensible Leo ( LOL ): )

2010-04-11T03:21:00.004+08:00

Dinner with classmates ytd

Felt like family

Caught up

Poked fun

Learnt that there are other people who send ppl home other than me ^^

Maybe not

Suddenly wanting to see you very badly

Currently feeling very empty

Definitely very bored

Probably very hungry

Ill see you soon ^^

But after that Ill be all broody once again

Wasting my days away once more =<

And the current most important document in my life

Better known as the Olvl certificate

Is not in my possession

And fuck man. I over pulled my triceps

Ache since i forgot when.

KNNCCB!!! Fuck Your Mother's Smelly Cunt!!!

Translating is fun

Waking up early

2010-04-05T10:41:00.003+08:00

Yes hi.

I have nothing to post/talk cock about.

Cos my mind is blank at 10.20am

And I feel sad

I feel sadness too ok? =<

Of course its not for no reason -.-

Rest in peace people.

Your more addictive than lakerol :)

2010-03-30T03:33:00.004+08:00

Title.

Did you people know that china bans twitter?

Not only that. Facebook also banned

Impressive...

Going back to china must have been really exciting for Zhaofeng

I wonder what else they censor/ban

+ the fact that google is banned

And there are supposedly better search engines

Filters..

No way im stepping foot there man.

On a completely unrelated note.

I realised that I am becoming some emo nemo

I feel the sadness and plight of people

These feelings might just be what i need...

To save myself from burning in hell..

And on another random thing I have been doing is..

Going to the gym

Wah. Should change my email to LeoThyHealthyOne@hotmail.com

Today...

Gym>Eat>Swim>Eat>Run in the rain

Like some crazy bugger only run in rain.

All the people in umbrella look at me

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whole body nua until cannot nua already

Ache until cannot ache already

The typical "I kena carbang" and "this feels fucked up feeling" feeling

But I feel so healthy!!!!!

And for those that didnt know.

My hair is fucked up black now

So fucking black... I cant stand it

I look like some gothic shit creature

White skin + super black hair = mismatch

White skin + my super black hair thats wet in rain = short hair JU-ON

So fucking black that I am spam washing my hair

In hope that it will fade to brown faster

THIS PLAN IS ACTUALLY WORKING OK!!!

This is a very wordy post...

And before I end this post.

I wanna say that

Leo feels very lonely >:

Today.. He saw this....

K. Not exactly this.

But its a nerd couple

Walao. Nerds have love. But Leo doesnt.

Fucked up only.

But it was rather freaky...

Seeing them hold hands and talking about Amaths in the MRT.

(SJI boy + CHIJ girl)

I WANT SOME LOVING TOO!!!! >: LOLOLOLOL

OK.

Leo is officially advertising himself

Im open to all girls now.

Especially those willing to talk to me about the joys and pleasures of learning

Make sure your biology is good too ^^

Just kidding..

Very wordy indeed....

SPY

2010-03-27T01:46:00.003+08:00

http://kailing86.blogspot.com/

IS BACK!!!!

For those that have not seen it. GO SEE NOW

For those that missed it before. HERES YOUR CHANCE

For those that wanna relive it again. CLICK THAT URL

And I the previous post wasnt me in my saddest moments

Reracz.

I logged into FRIENDSTER

2010-03-26T02:46:00.015+08:00

Logging into friendster.

Seeing old photos.

Reviving lost memories

I always preferred to be alone.

I never liked big groups

I tend to find that the people I hang out with are too much of a crowd

I find myself unable to speak up properly

Even though I tend to joke a lot amongst my group of friends,

When someone new is introduced,

I tend to not talk to that person.

Maybe im antisocial

Maybe im just crazy

My ideals often clash with the others

Could be that im different

Could be that im weird

I may have isolated myself away /

Not communicated with /

Walked away from /

Disappeared from /

Ignored

You all

Since god knows how long..

But theres things that have been unsettled between us

I've forgotten/forgiven all the bad blood we might or might not have

What I am interested in now

Is how you all are doing

Been a year since this photo

Some of you might be on the verge of entering the lockup

Some of you might be wasting your life away

Some of you doing weird things

Some of you destroying yourselves

Some of you disappeared too

Whatever you all might have done

Whatever you all might be doing now

Be it wrong or right

I dont care

You all might or might not see this,

What I am more interested is that you people( including the ones not in this photo )

Are safe and sound and that we can one day see everyone together once more

The polo guys. ( including those not in this photo )

When was the last time we trained together

The times whereby we lived by the motto

PAIN IS TEMPORARY, VICTORY IS FOREVER

The times that swam till we were exhausted

The times that we played as ONE

How we tried to do stupid tricks in the water

How we drowned people and also drowned by people

I wouldnt call myself a Water-polo player

But i dare to call ourselves a Water-polo TEAM

Though im not always with you guys

Including now whereby im probably the only one not working in USS..

You people would always be MY TEAM

The foundation of my Secondary School life

What the fuck happened to you all

I totally HAVE NOT talked to you people in god knows how long

Probably after I went into "nerd class"

I stopped talking to all of you

If you all see this.

Let me just say

HI. You all still rmb the lame days at Telok Blangah?

We probably started rotting from there man..

Heres to all the things you people have given me.

Thought it might not be much. I appreciate the gift of friendship

I wont say "MEET UP SOON OK?!" and all that shit.

Cos thats usually doesnt happen or its just a delay

I shall now sink back into my seemingly monotonous life once again

Also. Somehow, I wish for all you people that were mentioned to be able to read this.

Since this piece of junk blog is where I convey how I feel whenever I post

And to all the others that have made an impact on my life and were not mentioned

No matter significant or not

Im sure you know who you are.

Male or Female

My enemies especially

I love you guys.

And I enjoyed the experiences you gave me

OK. Maybe I miss you all. LOL

And wtf. I sound like I just lost all my friends LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Also, there are still cute Singaporean girls out there! ^^

Since my comp is reformatted. I cant find the old photos anymore

Oh, I love friendster too.

For it has allowed me to reenact everything out in my mind once more

And see how much you all have changed

And also how I have changed

And with this. The 4 year long chapter of my life... Concludes

Goodbye mates

New Experiences

2010-03-24T21:43:00.007+08:00

It might be a little late to say this... BUT

I AM BACK FROM MALACCA

FROM FUCKED UP STUPID PLACE

WWOOOWOWWOWOOWOWOOOO

If u wanna ask me to name 1 thing good about Msia.

I would say. $$$$$$$$$

CHEAP FOOD = EAT LIKE KING

This is the fucked up thing about the world

Everyone is forever late. EVEN TRAINS

Original Departure Time : 1.30pm

Stated Delayed Departure Time : 2.15pm

Actual Departure Time : 3.30

FTW!!! FUCK THE WORLD!!!

Not your original ftw

Overall experience in Msia was boredom

So bored that I actually went to play swing

And me being LEO must be special and swing until nice nice angle

Swing until all the friends of my auntie's husband had WTF on their faces

And this is the stylo key to the room on the 2nd day

Leo in Msia = blood buffet for the bed bugs

They enjoy drink my blood until i got all the funny weird fucked up bed bug or dunno what shit bug bites all over my body

KP ONLY!!

But after drinking my blood, they probably all died. Poisoned

My auntie husband name dam cool rite ^^

And no. Its not cos he cheats on his wife

Its cos he fierce

And its his first marriage relax

NO WAY!! for awhile...

Singapore less trees than Msia still can call dunno wad garden city.

Dont really get it at all..

WHEN U ARE ON A HIGHWAY IN MSIA AND U EXPERIENCE A TRAFFIC JAM/SLOW TRAFFIC

IT IS VERY UNUSUAL

COS CARS ARE SPEEDING LIKE SOME MOTHER FUCKER NV DRIVE BEFORE

SO IF CRASH MEANS ALL CRASH TOGETHER AND PILE UP BLOCK ROAD

Thats what I thought happened.

Which would be dam joke.

But noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

I EXPERIENCED SLOW TRAFFIC COS OF THIS

The car I was in was on the opposite side of the road from the accident

Why my road jam?

Passengers curious nevermind.

Drivers curious = slow traffic.

And I seem to be the only one taking pic. Sadly not clear

GOODBYE FLENZ

♥♥♥TIONGXIM SATAN!!♥♥♥ LOL

2010-03-18T05:27:00.006+08:00

The purpose of this post mainly is to thank you all for being such great supporters of my blog.

Be it tagging in all sorts of ambiguous names or silently reading

I love you guys.

I am here today to tell you all that my blog is closing down.

Kk. Just joking.

How to close this blog down when there are loyal supporters like..

NICHXU AND EUGENE!!!

THE SEX CRAVED DEMONS!!!

You 2 have been what Ive been waiting for to see on my tagboard everyday.

Fucking funny only.

But sadly you all/you never tag liao.

And THE leo is now sadboy_1314 ):

Cos he got nothing to look forward to when i on the comp

Other than....

Gandhi!!!

I have been influence by someone you dont know to love gandhi

All I can say is that I dont know what he has done.

But i love him cos he look dam cool

WOHOOO GANDHI!!!

BRINGER OF PEACE!!!

FOUGHT FOR HUMAN RIGHTS FOR INDIANS!!!

STARVED FOR PEACE!!!

PEACE!!! = GANDHI!!!

I LOVE THIS GUY!

Some of you may know who the people in this photos are

Some of you may not know...

But since I have received these batch of photos from SOMEBODY YOU MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT KNOW....

I shall post up the supposedly not so fucked up looking ones

From Lucas' laptop's webcam at LCY and his house

I am addicted to this sweet.

Guarantee you that this is better than nicotine

BUT ITS SUGAR FREE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO

Every picture tells a story.

This one tells of a boy staring blankly into space while the girl smelt his fart

LOL

My fucking steam faces

Bet u all are feeling so aroused looking at them la!

Last but not least is.

These were taken where my hair was in a very bad shape

Other than that is that my hair colour too sexy already.

Whenever im walking around somewhere.

People who see me, regardless known or unknown people

Their face confirm D:

FUCKED UP PEOPLE!!!

And for the people that did not know.

My hair colour faded from blue to this colour.

Dont ask how.

Just believe it cos its true

And that I dont wanna explain

VERY KIAM PA LOOKING RITE?! >:

MINGHUA IS THE MAN

2010-03-12T03:42:00.002+08:00

---Minghua-- She knows she got me dazing, cause she's so amazing. And now my heart is breaking, but i just keep on saying... says:

*lol

*u shud start adjusting ur body clock

*later start of poly

*u still slp at 5

*hong gan alr

Leooooo | dreizehn MIRANDA^^! says:

*LOL

*aiya

*that one

*poly come

*auto adjust one

*cos gt thing do

*sure tired

---Minghua-- She knows she got me dazing, cause she's so amazing. And now my heart is breaking, but i just keep on saying... says:

*v hard to say

*the first week

*i think u maybe cannot tahan alr

*roll ard in bed

*thinking of using comp for unclean stress relif purporses

*relief*

*then you'll attempt to find me to play dota with you again till 5 +

Leooooo | dreizehn MIRANDA^^! says:

*LOL

*LOLOLOLOL

---Minghua-- She knows she got me dazing, cause she's so amazing. And now my heart is breaking, but i just keep on saying... says:

*i always u know like finish the kra zy and have a sense of achievement that time

*like alr wan to finish typing le

*then the leo part comes

*and here comes try and error..

*dam irritating

Leooooo | dreizehn MIRANDA^^! says:

*LOL

*u talking

*abt u or me

*if hard to rmb

*i think

*why not i change url

*-__-

---Minghua-- She knows she got me dazing, cause she's so amazing. And now my heart is breaking, but i just keep on saying... says:

*me

*nvm

*i'm used to doing 5-6 try and errors on ur blog

*doesn't feel the same without it

*although it is somewhat frustrating, i'm rewarded with things that kill 30 mins of my boredom

Leooooo | dreizehn MIRANDA^^! says:

*LOL

*REWARDED LO

---Minghua-- She knows she got me dazing, cause she's so amazing. And now my heart is breaking, but i just keep on saying... says:

*yea i saw

Leooooo | dreizehn MIRANDA^^! says:

*HAHAHAHA SIBEI LAME

Now we move on to the tagger that is posing as Eugene. If not is Eugene himself. Im sorry eugene.

---Minghua-- She knows she got me dazing, cause she's so amazing. And now my heart is breaking, but i just keep on saying... says:

*icic

*his beyond horny for a guy his age..

*thats like sex craved maniac alr

*LOL

*a thought just came up

*we should spam your tag board all with eugene names

*quick help me think of things to post

Leooooo | dreizehn MIRANDA^^! says:

*LOL seriously LOLOLOLOL sex crazed maniac HAHAHAHAHA cb i bet u dam bored nw

---Minghua-- She knows she got me dazing, cause she's so amazing. And now my heart is breaking, but i just keep on saying... says:

*k done

Leooooo | dreizehn MIRANDA^^! says:

*tag smth like... MY TENTACLES CAN SPRAY CUM INTO DANIELCHYE'S ASSHOLE

*if not..

*IN THIS HARSH WORLD I AM THE LIGHT THAT BRINGS HOPE TO EVERYONE

*I AM

*ALIEN

---Minghua-- She knows she got me dazing, cause she's so amazing. And now my heart is breaking, but i just keep on saying... says:

*LOL

*this last part

*DAM nice

*kk done

For The DOTA People

2010-03-07T06:44:00.004+08:00

Minghua = THE MAN

NichXu = THE MANLY MAN

For you people that might be wondering why the hell am I using WindowXP.

I wanna say that. I like XP and I love my comp except for the fact that it is been 2 years old already and pretty much dying soon and that every now and then..

IT STARTS SMOKING >:

Even my comp know how to sio hoon kee.

I give my comp at most maybe until my poly life starts before it dies.

M17x ALIENWARE. IF U DONT THINK THIS IS CHIO SMTH IS FUCKING WRONG WITH U AND U SHOULD STFU AND GO AND DIE AND BURN IN HELL AND HAVE A TRANNY SUCK THE CUM OUT OF YOUR DEAD BODY.

Damn. I feel like im a nerd already

BLOW TILL YOU FLOW LMFAO

2010-03-05T20:23:00.004+08:00

Once again, Leo has found out that he is very broke.

On top of that is the fact that my maid has been cooking really unappetizing food every fucking day.

To add on, she cook maggi mee as lunch for me whenever theres maggi in the house and thus quickly diminishing one of my midnight survival foods.

Well.. Better tasting than plain porridge but still..

What I wanted to say is.. FUCK MY LIFE

Unlike you retards who use FML FML FML FML at every damn thing

I can safely and confidently say that my life is fucked up. SERIOUSLY

Basket. The food I eat at home makes me look like im some vegetarian or some guy living in the slums or maybe some kampung boy. KNN ONLY

What is keeping Leo alive now is the remnants of his pay from his job. Aka. THE EDUCATOR

GG. If this goes on. I might have to start young selling drugs or weed or Viagra.

On a lighter note!

_______Wonders how come when your wife's pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy & say "congratulations!". But nobody rubs your balls and says good job!

Quote taken from who I shall not mention if not u all might get excited and wanna rub his balls.

The only thing good about Korean music is the girls shaking

2010-03-02T03:47:00.004+08:00

A month ago I read that smoking can kill you.

The next day, I stopped smoking.

Two weeks ago I read that read that red meat can kill you.

The next day, I stopped eating red meat.

A week ago I read that drinking can kill you.

The next day, I stopped drinking

Yesterday I read that having sex can kill you.

This morning, I stopped reading.

MI................!!!!

2010-02-27T04:19:00.006+08:00

ME IS GOING TO BE ZE FUTURE DRUG LORD OF VIETNAM/INDO/MALAYSIA/CAMBODIA/LAOS/THAILAND/AIYA MIGHT AS WELL THE WHOLE SOUTH EAST ASIA!!! AND I WILL START BY LOOKING LIKE ONE!!!! STARTING WITH THE AHPEH LOOK!!! COS ILL HAVE TO LOOK LIKE THE MOST INNOCENT LOOKING PERSON SO I WONT GET CAUGHT. THEN AFTER MASTERING THIS LOOK ILL GO DRESS UP LIKE SOME MAFIOSO

LOOK ALIKE ANOT?!?!
FOR THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEEN HOPING I WOULD POST SOME NONSENSE SHIT BUT WAS DISAPPOINTED FOR 1 WHOLE WEEK. I AM SORRY. COS I HAVE BEEN BUSY SPYING GIRL!!!!!

BUT NOT SINGAPOREAN GIRL!!!!

LEO IS SAD

LEO IS SPY

LEO IS MAD

LEO IS BAD

LEO IS INTERESTED TO KNOW WHO THE FUCK IS WK ON MY TAGBOARD!!!

PLEASE DO NOT USE SUCH AMBIGUOUS NAMES COS I GOT MANY FRIENDS WITH WK

WEIKIAT WEIKANG WAIKIT WAIKIAT WENKOON WEEKIM KNN!!!!!

WHICH ONE OF THEM ARE U

AND WHY IS NICH XU SO GAY ON MY TAGBOARD?!?!?!

AND WHY IS THE STUPID BLOG LOCKED?!!?!

AND WHY DOESNT LEO SEEM INTERESTED IN SINGAPOREAN GIRLS ANYMORE

AND WHY THE FUCK AM I TYPING THIS WHOLE DAM THING IN CAPS

AND WHY AM I SO AWAKE WHEN ITS FUCKING 4.35AM WHEN IM TYPING THIS NONSENSE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

ON A COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE I SAW THIS ON FB A FEW DAYS AGO AND IT MADE ME LOL SO MUCH

MY REACTION WAS. WTF? SMLJ?! & LOLOLOLOLOL

GOODBYE BABES

I want a little sister. And no its not for incest

2010-02-19T05:20:00.003+08:00

I heard that in nursing courses, you would have to dig ahpeh sai kung for shit cos they cant shit well or smth during your attachment. Somehow theres a link to that blog i have advertised. Click to find out why.

The last sentence is the best!

Today, I woke up in the most retarded manner.

I was laughing in my dreams and apparently in reality too.

Dreamt that my Sec Sch discipline master found my pack of cigarettes beside my bag cos i forgot to put it in.

Apparently I have not smoked any yet and ran in rain from opposite sch into my sch to retrieve my bag.

DM :Leo what is this pack of cigarettes doing beside your bag

Me : Dunno. Confirm someone left it there.

DM : Come to the office with me. Stop pretending

Me : FUCK U LA U THINK I SMOKE ISSIT COME LA SMELL ME LA I LET U SMELL MY BREATH MY ARMPIT MY FART SEE GOT CIG SMELL ANOT

DM : OKOKOKOKOK RELAX OKOKOK YOU DONT SMOKE

Me : -breathes my breath at his face- SEE? NO SMELL. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT

DM :-walks away-

Me : FOOL. YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA UNTIL I WAKE UP

-.-

Going to prawn with Nico and probably JT in a few hours time.

Fucking CCK so far. Somemore the fucking place so ulu.

With a shitty name called Farm Mart

Along with the fact that the pay pond fishing closed business....

Damn. The pay pond got boy drown before.

I think thats why no business then closed down and now can only go to shitty prawnings

Btw. Did that blog from the previous post excite you all? ^^

DEED JOO MIZZ ME????

2010-02-18T04:21:00.017+08:00

It has been 20 days since I have posted anything on my blog

If you were wondering why..

The answer would be MECHATRONICS

GODLIKE WORD ONLY!

Yes. I was that devastated

RELAX

This post would not be about me showing my displeasure or hatred towards the zhenghu

However, I would still like to tell you people that are reading here that I have been stoning everyday

And that I am eating botak jones too frequently

And and that i am seriously fucking wasting my life away.

MAYBE IM TOO SAD....

Or that im too lazy

Botak jones is lame already. I found better food (:

Being the psychic that i really am..

I sense that YOU are here reading my blog because you are bored

Since I am so kind a thoughtful, I figured I should introduce you all to another interesting blog.

That is... IF YOU ALL HAVENT KNOWN ABOUT IT YET!

http://kailing86.blogspot.com/

It is amazing that the couple is able to keep track about the number of times they had sex

I guess they were really into it... SOMEHOW

Ohyeah take your time and dont rush through the blog and of course dont forget to read THE ALMIGHTY TAGBOARD OF HERS

If that blog was to be shown to the international community and not just Singaporeans..

I wonder how their comments would be like

Chink : SHAO TA QUAN JIA, DA TA MA MA (first pic of the previous post)

Angmoh : WHAT THE FUCK?!

Indian : PUNDEH LA!

Malays : Aku taboleh tahan la.... (I cant take it)

Niggers : Yo man. Thats just wrong...

KanyeWest : Imma let ya continue havin sex yo. But TigerWoods was still the best sex of all time.. OF ALL TIME!!!

A big thank you to YanTing for supplying me with that blog and letting my imagination run wild like never before.

And I shall now dump out all the random thoughts in my brain

-I want a little sister

-NichXu's smart idea of bball at 12noon made me black

-If I accidentally upskirt a girl wearing shorts inside.. Ill think she has a dick

-I am hungry

-Edward Cullen looks extremely constipated

-I am sad

-Should my next post be about how weird Robert Pattinson is?

-I think im gona get flamed

-Ok. Maybe not. Tagboard has been dead since forever

-OLD JOKE : People are dying in Haiti, but its PARTY IN THE USA ( stupid miley )

-I shall go to sleep now 5.26am

And to end this post.

I wanna share that I dont know why but...

I am so fucking angry?sad?annoyed? I dont know...

Because someone labelled me something really really weird

But we dont even know each other and I didnt really do anything?!

WHY & WTF?

>: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >:

FUCK THE MINISTRY

2010-01-28T00:24:00.003+08:00

Exactly what i wanna do.

TO THE MINISTRY

This is the sad story of my life

I am wondering.

WHAT THE FUCK?! EVERYONE DO SO WELL FOR OLVL ISSIT THAT I CANNOT GET INTO ANY OF THE FUCKING 12 CHOICES

Next, people scoring worse than me and actually have a place in the course they want

Then, people who score 18pt can go into a 15pt course

WHEREAS ME?!?!?!?!?

How i got this feeling that..

They are actually throwing dices when choosing people for the courses

I shall hope that somehow I would be able to go to one of the appealed courses

They gave me all the stupid courses that im eligible for appeal lo -.-

Either engineering or maritime.

Die liao lo....

Leo's life is sorta over alr

Can go eat shit alr

KNN IF I HAVE TO GO TO NYP I CONFIRM CALL UP MOE AND KPKB!!!

WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS NONSENSE!!

Today tio who?

2010-01-22T00:24:00.010+08:00

WWW.BORNTOBEYOURTAOEH.BLOGSPOT.COM

Welcome to www.borntobeyourtaoeh.blogspot.com
By entering this website you are officially invited to be my ginna.
This job very easy, no need to study no need to stress,
only need to be scared of when mata come and I say ZAO you ZAO I say MAI ZAO you MAI ZAO.
This is what it takes to be my ginna. Can you handle it?
To register as my ginna simply fill in your particulars of this form and email to me at iamaginna@hotmail.com

This by far is the most entertaining paikia blog i have seen in my whole damn life

Although the guy posting is doing this only for JOKE purposes and the posts are not real..

It is still superior

Btw there are also idiots in the tag board thinking that that blog is real

I salute these people as they are too brainless to be true

In any case I shall share with you all my favourite paragraph from...

WWW.BORNTOBEYOURTAOEH.BLOGSPOT.COM

It is the gang's 3rd golden rule

Number 3:
Settling
When you pick a location to settle your daiji, ALWAYS remember it's either the :
Staircase
The staircase is often a place to tio daiji because if your victim wants to run away, he will run down the stairs and through my personal experience, 3 out of 17 victims have fallen down the stairs while they are trying to escape. Although it is only a small number, it is still a possibility that the victim cannot escape, so the staircase is a very good place to whack someone.
For the other 14 times, it is me who have fallen down the staircase but you cannot laugh at me because I am your tao eh.

The other would be toilet but u should read it for yourself

Since theres a recent influx of people in my tagboard

I shall reply them here

Mira- MY HAIR IS TURNING GREY FUCK!!!

Bran- Just shut up -.-

Jacob- YOU GAY BOY!!

Nerdnich- Its just shorter by a lot thats all i can say

Andre- Its more like u cheat xiaomeimei lo.. FRAGILE SOMEMORE LO

Wenxuan x2 - My hair is very healthy. Trust me & o.oV

Eugene - LOL! He-Man & the masters of the universe is GAY!!

Andre again- FREELOADER!! SLUT!!! SHAMELESS!!! SISTER TAN!!!

Kenneth - I dont want china la. I want ebony but geylang dont have ): LOL

Charmaine - MY HAIR VERY HEALTHY OK!!!! & studying is fun right? ^^

I cant get used to short hair

2010-01-15T17:42:00.002+08:00

I feel so naked as my hair is short now

Naked I tell you..

NAKED!!!!!!

NAKED!!!!!

NAKED!!!!

NAKED!!!!

On the other hand. I kinda like the dark blue colour.

Leo has money finally

2010-01-14T01:04:00.005+08:00

DAMN!

Salutations everyone who reads my nonsense out there!

I really hope that im not talking to imaginary people..

ALSO!

I am pleased to announce the fact that Leo will once again have a life

Took me long enough to find it back

Especially after it disappeared along with my CAPITAL

Tomorrow will finally be my first time after god knows how long its been..

That I will be stepping out of my turf(home) for reasons other than food

Ok nevermind. It is partially for food.

Prawn Fishing Tomorrow!

FUCKING LAME ONLY

Please click on the photo to see enlarged version

WAH EPIC TRIO

>:B + < : o + O.o

LOOK LIKE FATHER AND SON RIGHT

The above 2 pictures are not taken by me and was shown to me by a friend in which i do not posses the ability to remember due to my failing memory.

Ohyea. One more thing. I have been feeling better recently as i have been living on MAC for 2 days already

Best medicine

Leo has no more money

2010-01-10T04:07:00.003+08:00

This is my new friend his name is called apple

This is him + another friend after being chopped up

And yes I do eat apples with skin

Due to Leo having no job and recently has gotten his money raped by someone...

Leo can no longer afford the 20pc nugget every other night

And is forced to live on apples

You might think this is exaggerating.

But no. It is not

And I think the world works differently from me

Apples are supposed to be filled with vitamins and stuff that will keep you healthy right?

But after changing from my fast food diet to apples..

THE Leo has fallen sick

With some fucking strange illness too.

Maybe Macs provide me with more nutrition afterall...

Btw. A few lame videos for you all to be entertained

I swear. This guy is fucking lame LOL

Call me Leo-sama ( lord leo )

2009-12-28T19:01:00.007+08:00

Guy : May I fondle your breasts?
Girl : K. Just a little only please.

Me : O.O!

Thinking back a few days ago. It was saturday if im not wrong

Minghua : Leo. Update your blog leh.
Me : Why?
Minghua : Cos if you don't update your blog right. I have to spend another half an hour playing maple. ( it was to ease boredom )

Me : DELETE THAT HORRIBLE GAME

The conversation was somewhat around there I guess.

Poor Minghua. I feel your pain

I have been through that period whereby I too was forced to succumb to Maplestory

That pathetic 2D game whereby u look like a fucking dickface and have extremely lame skills.

Like WHAT THE FUCK IS A LUCKY 7?! (throwing 2 shurikens)

Once again.

Poor Minghua. I feel your pain

The amount of people harassing you on the net asking u to be their KOR ( i wont want such an ugly shit animated sister )

The amount of bloody weirdo perverted people who are probably fat balding and have a pot belly... And playing this game to trick little boys into meeting them and then forcing themselves into the boys' anals. ( even though you are quite big. i think they can drug you when you meet them )

The amount of people suddenly coming to u telling u. NOOB! Cos you didnt mess up your life like them by doing nothing and playing all day long to achieve a higher level but actually theres no skill involved. Just plain clicking and killing retarded looking monsters ( i hope u havent reached that stage yet. If not ill go smash your comp )

Once again.

Poor Minghua. I feel your pain

I urge you to quit that game before its too late

Infact. QUIT NOW

THE ABOVE PICTURE SPELLS LAME ALL OVER IT RIGHT?

So please. Minghua.

Quit maple

Start a new life

We shall. Go get a job together tomorrow

And break free from what is called......

The financial barrier. Or something close to that.

Once again.

Poor Minghua

I hope that I can still be your friend if you tell me that you wont quit maple cos you are bored

Well.. its best if you do. If not. ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): LOL

By the way. I found some really weird pics in my com

If im not wrong calvin sent them to me

You cant even see their faces =.=

And...

HOW DO U KNOW THEY ARE REALLY FEMALES?

Kum.

No need for explanations.

Cum shot.

Dont know what country. Dont know who the designer is.. But..

I hope I get to meet him

And I think too many people are commenting on my hair colour -.-

Dad everyday annoy me about my hair

Friends go. WAH! When they see me

My auntie told me to dye purple somemore

STAB ME PLEASE

Hope you get this

2009-12-21T08:29:00.005+08:00

I've been wondering for sometime.

Why the fuck does everyone come into my room even when my doors are closed

Doesnt it mean i dont want to be disturbed? =.=

It has come to the point whereby I have to lock my doors so people dont

*CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!! * * BANG!!!!* WAH U ARE STILL AWAKE

cheeeek and bang are the sounds whereby the door is being forcefully opened at a very high speed

...

However. And sadly....

When i started locking my door, they use the key to open my doors

I wonder whats there to see about me...

I guess i really am special!

OR........

ARE U ALL SPYING ON ME?! WTF

Btw. i think this is like one of the best midnight snacks i can have

Well.. should have gotten myself more fries though

And yes. I am still lazing around at home eating and sleeping everyday ):

Maybe i need to sell backside already..

Of course not my own..

Ill be a pimp and sell anal sex from little boys and girls

ALL PEDOPHILES COME TO ME!!!

ILL GLADLY SELL (give u free also can) YOU THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS PLAYING AT THE PLAYGROUNDS MAKING SO MUCH NOISE EVERYDAY

I BET U ALL LIKE THEM SCREAMING AND SQUIRMING DONT YOU?!

I live on the 13th floor btw ( this is to show how loud they actually are )

I wan to lift up and fly with pride

2009-12-15T02:47:00.003+08:00

Extremely ugly hair....

However...

For the sake of having white hair i shall live with this for a few more days

TOWARDS THE WHITE HAIRED LEO!

WAH I NOW SCARED TO GO OUT OF THE HOUSE COS OF THIS FUCKING UGLY HAIR

NNBFSAOIGSDAU^$#^$@#$@%

BANANA PHONE!

2009-12-08T23:28:00.004+08:00

I wonder how long have I not come to this website

And now due to boredom

I am once again typing for no one to see

Do you guys ( probably imaginary people ) know how fucking boring the holidays is?

HOW FUCKING BORING?

It is so boring that i sleep for 14 - 18 hours per day

Have no damned job and thus the limited spending power and nothing to do

And thus it is probably the reason for my extreme sleeping habits

I MUST LEARN HOW TO HIBERNATE

And in the meantime since I cant. I shall complete this fucking post.

Like ABCDEFG only!

I got poor English marn.

TIME

Oh yeah. One thing

I couldn't imagine myself retaining or something

Like.. It would be really sad if I actually would

AND THAT I HAVE TO WEAR THAT SHIT UP THERE FOR ANOTHER MOTHER CHEEBYE YEAR!!!!

After i get my results... I shall burn this dreaded piece of $@#%^$#

Well. Now my only source of supposed income is some mover job and with jj and my coach

I LIKE THE MATTS SIA THEY KEEP DO ALL THE THINGS FOR ME

I JUST BE TROLLEY BOY CAN ALR

WOOHOO!

And because last week's location was TTSH

I had the chance to see the almighty.............

TAN TOCK SENG SAMBAN(parking fine)

During Nico's Chalet

The 2 dead people

Drunkard #1 : Ivan [DEAD AT 10PM, revived after an hour]

Drunkard #2 : Jerome

[Drunk all the way but refuses to fall, finally dethroned at 2am. Unable to be revived]

After Nico's Chalet

WTF INCONSIDERATE BASTARD EATING HIS FRIED RICE WITH EGG ENJOYING HIS TIME WITH THE AIRCON AND GOOD FOOD AT THE BACK OF THE BUS WHILE ON THE WAY HOME FROM NICO'S CHALET AND FINALLY LEAVING THE STYROFOAM BOX ON THE FLOOR AND ZAO-ING OUT OF THE BUS.

This amazing act can only be done by the one called Kevin Yap.

With this I salute to him

GOODBYE MY FWENZ.

Your humanity is shot off from the barrel of a gun while you squeeze the trigger. Its aimed at me

2009-11-13T21:11:00.002+08:00

Qn :How fucking tired am I everyday?

Ans : VERY

HARD GAY = WIN

2009-10-26T00:12:00.002+08:00

13 HOURS AND 15 MINUTES TO O LEVEL ENGLISH
WOOOOO OOOOOO ~
FUCK ME IM FAMOUS
55MINUTES AND 2 SECONDS

Iskhanda

2009-10-20T23:26:00.001+08:00

Bran ドン. says:
*How was the wedding
Leooooo | dreizehn says:
*HAVENT START LA DEI
Bran ドン. says:
*Oh lol.
*Sometimes I don't like going to weddings.
*Because like
*My grandmother will keep on poking me and saying "You are next"
*Lol.
*But they stopped doing it to me once I did it to them at a funeral.
Leooooo | dreizehn says:
*LOL
*WTF
*HAHAHA
*CCB

Steady your hands

2009-10-18T17:44:00.004+08:00

Random girl appears
Random girl stands in front of guy she doesn't know for 30 seconds
Guy looks up and sees that shes been looking at him
Random girl rolls her eyes and walks away
*Guys mind* : WAH! CB UGLY GIRL WAN TO @#$%&^^$#!* !!!
I am the guy,
Happened to me yesterday..
I wonder why man

4 more days to Olvls.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Why am I not feeling tensed =.=

And.. people who put their dicks as their msn display picture have been adding me
>_>

These 3things are whats screwing my already messed up life even further
Im ok with the weirdo rolling eyes..
But.. WTF IS WITH THE PENIS GAYS ADDING ME ON MSN
And also the olvl part :/

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER Vo.o

2009-10-11T21:47:00.002+08:00

This is the kind of stupid shit you'll see if u ask me to smile
So stop it with the asking of me to smile
I shall start frowning >:(
LOL

Crackbone = God

Jon Sze : WTF REBOND ARMPIT HAIR?!
Leo : HAHAHAHAHAHA

>.<

I smelt like Seoul Garden even after bathing twice yesterday night.
I told myself I would dream of food.
But.. I had a dream of myself decapitating someone
At least the smell of food is gone after i woke up

And to the people who would see this.

I'd like to talk to you about something ya know.
Listen I've been thinking about this for.. Ya know.. Some time..
Whats that?
Something that I wanna talk to you about.
And now that we have the opportunity.. I think we should really talk about that.
I concur
I wish for us to pay some special attention here. Ya understand me?
That ya understand that maybe your primitive feminine mind has trouble comprehending this spoken language. Listen to me.
I'm listening......
You see. I've been wondering.
If i can see a photograph of an impression of your vulva.
Umm.. I don't. I don't think i have one of hand right now..
Ya.. Okay.. Tell me more.

LOL

I always miss out interesting stuff in my life. Damn

2009-10-03T21:48:00.004+08:00

On the phone with E now :)

As the GENERAL CERTIFICATE OF EDUCATION ( ORDINARY LEVEL ) is coming
THE LEO has succumbed to illness D:
Right at the start of the week some more
Worse.. Dont know which part of my mind made me wanna go to a polyclinic
I guess I was too sick that day.
And okay. Maybe it wasnt Olvls =.=

I was waiting in line to get number.
I started coughing.
Guy found that my cough very severe and didnt want to endanger the lives of people there
Sent me to H1N1 place.
Make me queue again,take temperature,wear mask,take blood pressure,check phlegm
Then WAIT AGAIN WTF
Worse is they skip my number then I couldnt take it anymore and went to kpkb
If i really got some H1N1 shit. the 3hour wait would have killed me already

I sat like this for 3 fucking hours

Women's Health.. nice
The rest of the week i was just coughing like one chronic bronchitis =.=

Of course not forgetting the happenings in my class
This week's highlight would be
WWW.SUKATORO.COM
A fucked up website that I have been telling people to go to
Especially my classmates
Its girls shitting. Ultra sick
But if u like it.. The link is for u

VOYEUR ALERT

YOUR MOTHER SPY AR!

Sexciting eraser by Mr Leong
WTF HES BEEN USING IT TO "COCKSLAP" PEOPLE?!

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Beautiful dawn - lights up the shore for me.

2009-09-22T22:40:00.004+08:00

I USED 10 PACKETS OF TISSUE TODAY
thats 10 sheets x10 packs = 100 tissue papers WTF
+ THE REST IS AT HOME I USE TOILET ROLL
NOSE LIKE ONE LEAKING TAP
STUFF TISSUE IN ALSO CAN FEEL THE MUCUS BUILDING UP IN UR NOSE THAT IS BLOCKED BY THE TISSUE
woooooooooooo

KNNBCCBPCBWTFNERD@#$#&@!$@#% !!! everything
I need to vacuum my nose/lungs whatever..
Looking more and more like a druggie with each passing day.

Do I believe in God? NO

2009-09-21T19:37:00.004+08:00

PRAWN- ing today was..
1) Rod fucking short = mus bend in weird positions to get close to center where more prawns are

2)PRAWN SLEEPING WTF

3)PPL BESIDE US CREATING RIPPLES
-

Other than that, it went well.
Except for me who kena all the fucked up fierce prawns
All come act transformer with the pincer kiap kiap kiap
You see alr then u will understand what i mean
BLOODY PINCER COME KIAP MY WRIST LIKE WANT TO SUICIDE PACT WITH ME
And that prawn is displayed on top.

Jz + the supposedly pro uncle who in the end got fed up when the prawns sleeping and then create ripples causing prawns to...
The appropriate word shall be ZAO

Nerds that got caught

And this is a special one time only request from my dear friend (whos identity i cannot leak)
Dont ask
And.. I dont care

In conclusion.
Hello to whichever idiot that reads this thing
And to the people who actually use the tag board.(very little)
HI?

I think jap people are fucking funny

2009-08-29T22:28:00.004+08:00

This is why i think so
Original

The JOKE + toy knife!! ( click to see full pic )

I always thought that PANSY was a swear word but it was actually a flower. Im serious

2009-08-26T18:11:00.003+08:00

I always have this sudden inspiration to talk cock on my blog
But whenever i sign in to blogger
The inspiration is gone.
I am now right here typing only due to boredom
AND the fact that i already signed in and food is not ready

Right now...
Like everybody is saying.
I AM SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING!!!
or should i say.
WE ARE SUPPOSE TO BE STUDYING
I can somehow sense that my results will be.. Interesting?

I got no idea where i got this picture from..
But it was found deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep x 462518973.60274 in side my computer folders
I can only conclude one thing.
BOREDOM HAS MANIFESTED ME
Btw this picture dam cock lo.
I wanna meet this guy in real life

I repeat
BOREDOM HAS MANIFESTED ME
Okay.. its about time u all said hello to me already..
Come on..

Slaves are out and Smiles are in.

2009-08-23T22:31:00.005+08:00

MERA PRIME LOL!

WATCH

2009-08-19T22:38:00.004+08:00

A pocket full of romance, a handful of coins

With the my super "retro" phone being stolen..
Why in the world.. my "retro" phone
I am now sort of.. Photoless
Whatever.
And.. I passed Chinese Os.
I feel contented enough.

This is probably the only recent photo
As my phone was stolen on that swimming day.
And... THIS FUCKING PHOTO IS NOT FROM MY PHONE
DAMMIT FUCK WHY MY RETRO PHONE
I wouldnt mind paying to get back that piece of old crap..
Has sentimental value to me ):

AND I SWEAR I WONT KICK YOU

And if u return my phone, ill give u a reward :/
Im serious

Hate Peemperlz

2009-08-04T19:07:00.007+08:00

I need water that has the same substances inside Outram's swimming pool
Cos after i stopped trainings.. PIMPLES

SMRT should consider a ban for ppl who smell like crap early in the morning.

Why..?
Cos they would probably frigging spoil your day, right from the start too
The story goes like this.
1)LEO enters the mrt at sengkang to go to school
2)Found a seat and sat down
3)Indian man came to sit beside LEO
4)Train moves and Indian man who I have no shit idea uses wad kind of fucked up perfume had his body essences blow straight in my face.
5) WTF
6)Miraculously fell asleep with the stench
7)Leo was then "reinvigorated" by another weird smell and woke up
8)Indian man was still beside me but the other side had Chinese woman with screwed up breath

( Imagine the extent of the stench to be able to wake me up at serangoon stn )

9)Leo realises that only 1/3 of his journey to school is complete..
10) Sighs...
11)WTF

Mofo Chinese woman.. fucking hell yawned non stop
I was starting to think that her constant yawnings might be periodical releases of toxic fumes
So.. I had to sit with MrIndian who (thank goodness) exited at farrer park
AND Ms/MrsChinese was beside me all the way from Serangoon to Outram Park Stn
THE HORRORRRRRRR
Ps : I felt the chinese woman's breath was alot worse than that indian man's weird smell.

Other than this.. It was just another fucked up day in school.
I hope that whoever is reading this gets beaten up by a drunk indian
The End :/

Leo the child PIMP/militia/mercenary/soilder

2009-07-25T17:21:00.005+08:00

I want one of these for a pet marn..
Imagine it flying around the house KEWLXZ!

Due to meiee's request that i should update.
I shall.
Ok not exactly but.. nevermind

I shall let everyone take a sneak peak into the life of our very own 4/3 "nerds"
Or maybe its my life..
I dont know..?

As the "nerds" we are, we have to do our utmost effort to ace our Olevel examinations
Like what u see up there.
We take effort in studying so tirelessly that our countdown has to be maths equations

Then I shall now introduce the different variety of nerds

This is the typical...
L.S.O.B.I.O.L.O.E.A.N.I.M(looks smart only because its o lvl oral exam and needs impression marks) Nerd
I hope u all know who that person is

The COOL Nerd
Study and play is not a problem
Not only does he do well in his subjects
He has a passion for gaming(well sort of)
Audition Maplestory MafiaWars are his forte excluding acing subjects
Dont mess with the GODFATHER marn!
Did i mention hes started DOTA too? ALRIGHT!

Of course not to miss out the Better Than God Nerd
or so he claims to be..
msn name is WHY AM I SO GOOD?
personal messge is It cannot be helped
Why AM I SO GOOD? - It cannot be helped
OMG!

Outram is such an interesting school with such an interesting class dont u think?
Maybe ill really miss this school when i graduate man..
Awww
And for those who disagree(including myself..)

Only found on york hill chin swee road
The half naked old man who trudges up the hill
Bow when u see him because i almost did
But the excitement and urge to capture this moment down got over me first

To end this post..
I guess ill miss the stupid pool and people in it
LOL

And last but not least..
To everyone who might read this
I HATE FRIED FISH COS MY MAID HAS BEEN COOKING THAT EVERYDAY FOR ME
DIFFERENT VARIETY OF FISH BUT SAME OLD FRYING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Goodbye :D

Messy Hair

2009-07-08T22:54:00.002+08:00

With Andre's specs I look like a chink.
Sheet marn

Lets start today with something nice.
OOO you touch my TALALA ... MMM my DING DING DONG.. LMFAO

And lets end with..
I shall go to sleep now cos its soon 11pm
And that I have to..
NOT look like a zombie cos tomorrow is china blowjob examination

I just want you to speak to me-

I survived 3hours of church

2009-07-06T23:58:00.005+08:00

Yes I did. If u read my title.
Before u say that LEO IS SAVED FROM ETERNAL DAMNATION..
Shut the fuck up

As you know. Leo and church dont get together very well
It was my cousin's church anyway
The moment i went in i felt that eerie vibe those assholes in it let off
NONONO its not whatever u are thinking
The church people were fucking over friendly..
Keep on HI HI HI HI HI if not is greet me and all and whatever...
ME who was lazy to open my mouth smiled..
Turns out that was a bad move as they all who were already smiling SMILED MORE
WTF FREAKY EXPERIENCE

Then.. there was the pastor
Who was a fine looking indian chap
All was well other than i couldnt stop laughing at the pastor
He got very cute actions lo..
And looked dam funny
Or shud i say GAY
And whatever sentence he said
I seem to have smth to retort.. but i didnt
I have sinned :/

Then there was a musical..
Freaky church people laughed like they got fucking SARS
HEAAAAHHH HEAAAHHH HEAAHHH!!!<-- how they laughed
Dam loud somemore..
Funny part I think lame
Parts where there was a girl acting "is there anything worth living for anymore?!"
Her boyfriend cheated on her on bday, her parents divorced, lost a best friend
And.... I FRIGGING LAUGHED IN A QUIET CHURCH ROOM
ONCE AGAIN I SINNED opps :X
I swear church is never normal however u might try to prove it to me

Theres this new event called stay till the end at my cousin's church
4week event or smth..
Question is.. WILL YOU STAY TILL THE END?
( supposedly will ur faith stay strong to god until the end ) I THINK
And subliminal message ( stay till the end of the 4week thing )
Instant reaction from me NO WAY IM STAYING TILL THE END
I frigging said it out loud GG.
Maybe after reading this alot of christians will spam me and scold me OPPS

Antichrist man...
Ok.. not anti christ
But anti his insane followers who got no shit idea what they thinking

Last but not least
Our parents have many options to torture us,poisoning,dumping us in the bin,child abuse,however...they choose EDUCATION
AHHH HOMEWORK!!!!!

I am scared of girls like YOU!

2009-07-02T21:24:00.004+08:00

The first week of term 3...
All was well except that we are getting spammed with homework
Im starting to feel that some teachers could lose their sanity during a period near the Olvls
And im in a very anti botak jones kinda mood man =.=
To come straight to the point
I already hated school from the first day of the term
Not to mention POA 3 periods on tuesday
Followed by next morning first 2 periods POA
NEW TIMETABLE IS FUCKED UP
SCHOOL IS FUCKED UP
TEACHERS ARE FUCKED UP
PEOPLE ARE FUCKED UP
NOW I AM FUCKED UP!!!

Ok.. Me not sane man..

Random and Stupid video HAHA!

Last but not least.
I end this shit with a very interesting msn pm from my friend

-When I am president, I shall make all the women wear mini-skirts and kick out all males. That way, my harem will be COMPLETE!

LOL!
and tag me leh.. I dont know why but just tag me for the sake of doing so to entertain me
:C

To Scratch Your Dick In Public?!

2009-06-22T23:53:00.003+08:00

OKAY ...
As you all can see from the title
Today was an interesting day for me..
Yes i saw someone scratching his dick
Not just once.. But continuously

Mr Dick Scratcher here.. was standing right infront of me..
Scratching his dick..
And playing with his Iphone
Basket.. He took the fucking Iphone and scratch his dick too..
DONT WANT GIVE ME LA WHY USE IT TO SCRATCH DICK!??!

Well.. If the itch is that bad..
I guess thats a forgivable act
But what the fuck is scratching your dick and then scratching your nose?!
Even so... Maybe his nose itched...
But he even dug his nose with the same hands he did all the scratching with
OMFGXZXZXZ?!?!

Poor Iphone ):
And poor me...
Who was standing right beside the poster to tell you to wash your hands
STOP THE HORROR WITH SOAP AND WATER
I guess he needed that.. But he didnt see it ( i think )
AHHHHH

Mr Scratch

Imagine this shit dropping right down on your head
Father's day dinner
This shit was on top of me
With some wire...
Must have been some really strong wire there..

And when I finally get my car in the near future..
Ill need this man..
Jap Demon Head
KEWLXZ lol

Cheeeeeep -

Mira - Thankoo
S - :D
Minghua - Yes I do.. In my free time
Derek - LOL I LAZY LA.. next time..
Jacob - If u see me walking around with it then ull get to see it
Nico - Lazy now.. next time k
Sarah - The guy call Richie or smth

As of here i am lazy
:/

The WAY

2009-06-18T02:13:00.005+08:00

This is something very interesting that i saw like a few days ago....

Ok now before we start let me say a few inspirational words adapted from...
(You go find out yourself)

Before I practised the Way, a cloud was just a cloud and a mountain was just a mountain...
After I studied the Way, a cloud was no longer a cloud and a mountain was no longer a mountain...
Now that I understand the Way, a could is again just a cloud and a mountain is just a mountain..

Fucking PWNED you

Anyways...
First(and last) thing is
There is nothing for me to blog about
Why? Because i havent gone out..
Lazy little me has been staying at home as if its the royal palace

Anyone care to add some colour into my life? =.=
Example: Pulau Ubin to cycle?
OoOOOoooOOooOOooOOOoOOOOooOOOOoooOO

This guy looks frigging cool rite?
CHOPPER!!! is his name
Hes the MAN! or.. Reindeer Man

Polo BBQ?

2009-06-06T13:38:00.009+08:00

Jon : OMFG i just realised im half naked?!
Me : Fuck i am too
At least this picture was blur

Dominic : WAH IM THE ONLY HALF NAKED ONE
Lol

After... Shit knows how long I have not been in the water..
I have returned to training for 2days?
I was probably close to drowning
And the hopefully the others whom already [Retired] feel the same
But... As the [Retired] we did some really weird things to the juniors

The example:
Denying your juniors of their BBQ food until they have entertained you by singing a song

The first group.. BaBa Black Sheep.. With masturbation signals for the seniors?

Nursery rhymes? They must be have been really desperate for food?

The lead singer is really enthusiastic about singing for us

Simple song..? Made to join the last group!

Last to go.. Worst to die

And if u realised..
The lead singers are very comfortable with their position
And doesnt the last video show so much harmony between the polo team?
And I always interrupt their song by correcting them..
And giving stupid suggestions
Looks INTERESTING dont they?

2009-06-01T22:53:00.002+08:00

BEHOLD The A.Y.W.E.N.T.S.W.F.C.C.W.E (All-You-Would-Ever-Need-To-Score-Well-For-Chinese-Composition-Writing-Exam) Dictionary also know as.. The Big Book of Knowledge

Typical Singaporeans panic during O Levels..
Relaxed Singaporeans(me) panic when i don't have an E-dictionary in my possession
The Kiasu Singaporean brings one electronic and one book dictionary
The Relaxed Singaporean needs to search frantically for an electronic dictionary
The Kiasi Singaporean brings two electronic and one book dictionary
....
...
..
.
The Relaxed Singaporean has 3 dictionary for his O Levels because he asked everyone for one and which everyone at first do not have.. and the next morning magically lends him

Yes.. 3 dictionaries on my table.. i think i looked like the Kiasu+Kiasi all in one Singaporean
One book dictionary.. which is up there in the picture. One PINK Besta E-Dictionary. One... CREATIVE E-Dictionary.

If only i was allowed to bring my phone in ill take a picture of how my damned table can put all that stuff ( Ic, Qn paper, Answer booklet, Wallet, A few Pens/Pencils, Eraser, Keys with a sword key chain and last but not least.. THE DICTIONARIES)

Even the invigilator looked at me and smile..

On the other hand..
WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE 2 SINGAPORE'S MASCOT FOR GRACIOUSNESS?!?!?

And keep tagging ya mother fuckers..
Why all so quiet suddenly ):

Who are the happiest people in this world? The Dead or The Living?

2009-05-30T14:38:00.004+08:00

Imitation Basketball Player? :/

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open.

Lesbos :
Jz - MUACKIESZXZ LOL
Jacob - lol u dota freak
Wailoong - Some guy u dont know.. and thats not his picture.. its someone that looks 90% like him
Lynn - Are u KOPITIAM? if yes.. YO
Eugene - E.T PHONE HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Joelyn - Know who u are already :/ mei ee told me.. lame lo.. i know meilng only gt 1 sis u cannot scam me one :D
-Sora- -I WILL TRY MY BEST TO CAPTURE MEMORABLE MOMENTS. Stay tuned?

A BEAUTIFULLY damaged RELATIONSHIP!

2009-05-23T19:46:00.003+08:00

I guess u have been enlightened :/
Well the story by far is more interesting than a comic book i swear
Who knows whats gona happen next?
For now i guess its gona be over
And im laughing at the both of u
Well if she had laid a trap for u
You probably willingly walked right into it
Or maybe it was no trap at all
Its human to lust i guess
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Or maybe u were THAT blur
So blur that u didnt realise what u were doing was killing your relationship
I swear if that was true ill laugh harder
Somehow you survived this round..
Im impressed by ur sweet talking skills
Should teach me too
And now lets just say..
BEST OF LUCK YOU TWO
Or issit THREE?
OK MAYBE JUST U :D

2009-05-12T21:31:00.004+08:00

I AM BACK ON THE INTERNET AGAIN!!!!
Somehow my adapter works after looking like...

THIS

What the fuck killed my internet adapter?
Ans : Dad...

Good stuff

The one who offered me goodstuff. Not exactly him but.. yea..
I meant the PSP

This would be me holding goodstuff.
Looking very much like a jap kiddo
I got no idea why.

Just one more day till the day we've all been waiting for
And it has to end with the Maths P2
FUCKING MATHS P2
I need not just one miracle, a dozen perhaps? Maybe more
Save me from OLEVELSSSSS

We generally think of a braggart as a person with
a large ego; in reality, his bragging results from a need to satisfy his impoverished ego.

2009-05-12T20:52:00.008+08:00

LET ME INTRODUCE A FRIEND OF MINE
NICHOLAS XU JUN JIE a.k.a Cookie Jar

This is his G-fren from the provinces of CHINA

G-fren from India

From another planet.

OoOooOoOooOoOoOOooooOooOo I just had an orgasm!
VISIT www.nxggggglxp.blogspot.com FOR MORE
AND I MEAN IT

And also... Double happiness :D

www.nxggggglxp.blogspot.com <

For those who are stressed for Olevels
The second part of this post which starts now would greatly calm your senses
Why do i say that?
Because everyone needs a break..
INCLUDING LESLIE!
So lets observe how he rests so we can learn from him and absorb more knowledge in class!

Frontal view ( observe how he places his hands )

Need a close up? (YES)
To maximize knowledge gain even during slumber please put a pen near your fingers
Also you will never know if u might dream of exam answers..
THATS WHY YOU NEED TO JOT THEM DOWN

Even closer? Fine..
Sleep on the paper too..
Pen alone is not enough. You need both pen and paper to write.

Sideview shows how he rests his head on his left arm
IS THERE A SECRET BEHIND THIS?!

This post was created because wailoong said i wasnt updating
With the fact that i was too dam bored because of the exams
Also... I am not trying to offend anyone

THANK YOU VERY MUCH --------- Leo

Miracle

2009-05-05T02:50:00.001+08:00

Or was it a disaster?
3am and im here
Back after 1 month and 2 weeks?
Currently im pondering over whether or not i am retarded for staying

up so late
Especially during school days..
Cant fall asleep.. Same problem
So i guess the miracle turns out only to be short term ecstasy

25mins have passed
im back here
still unable to fall asleep

you know somehow its interesting to make this place totally dead
den suddenly post some stupid shit
in some way makes me realise people read the shit i type here
anyways to the person that has read this now
Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening/Night
Bye Bye

Without a devil to point their
fingers at, religionists of the right hand path would have nothing with which to threaten
their followers.

2009-03-22T02:56:00.007+08:00

For this post.
I shall preview a compilation of scenes from what would be my suicide by jumping off my room window.
No.. Im not thinking of it=.=
Just showing for fun :/
(AS SEEN FROM MY EYES)

It would be an ordinary day in Sengkang.

When i look up the sky would be grey.

It starts to pour.

I look down.
Only chance of survival is that i land on the tree.
I didnt survive.

Still raining.
My spirit floats towards the car park and would reside on this tree
(Not the same tree as above pic)

Sky would turn a beautiful orange.
Making my neighbourhood look wonderful.

There would be a rainbow.

Then it would be dark and eerie

I would then haunt this road at night.
And cause random cars to overturn.
During the day ill be sleeping on the tree near the carpark.

The End.
Yes I am that bored.

2009-03-15T00:35:00.004+08:00

My body is still aching for i got no idea what reason -.-

10 TIPS FOR PERFECT SKIN LOL!!

Stripey guy -.-

He looks retarded

I look more tired than ever

Time flies
Everything changes
What more does anyone expect
Forget is the word

LOL JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Watch this till the end..
Trust me. 2.40 of the video is lmao

OK I THINK IM FUCKING LAME.
and i guess HI TO EVERYONE THAT TAGGED ME

2009-03-09T00:28:00.004+08:00

I cant stand it
I cant stand seeing you two together
Fuck. Aint i supposed to be supporting?

2009-02-15T13:09:00.002+08:00

I spent my Vday not at home this year like for once

Except its pretty much gay..
Cos im with guys..
Explain : GAY LOVE @ SENTOSA
Such a sad thing..
I feel so deprived of love man..
I was under the sun practically doing nothing in Sentosa
Most interesting thing i guess was acting as a terrorist and being suspicious
Other than that was..
Nothing else?

I feel my life is getting so dull -.-
Knn.. For all u know i might turn into some emo kiddo one day and slit people's wrists
Not mine of course

And today.. GRANDPA's BIRTHDAY!!
But sadly.. Hes living in his own world now cos of dementia..
Doesnt know a shit of whats happening..
And didnt even know its his birthday
Crap man..
Fucking property agent curse u to hell for eternity for cheating an old man

I think ive been skipping alot of trainings -.-
Stupid things at home.. zzz
Fucking monotonous life

GAYanguage -

Mira - lol i guess u are very good :/
Xavier - i guess Hum?
LOL - yo chiobu
Ischelle - hi.. remember i told u u got a small head? LOL
Aulydia - I lost the pics.. shit man.. too bad -.-
Sihui:) - got ppl spam me meh? and who are u?!
Derek - SEXY BOY!!!!
Xavier - thx but no thx.
Evelyn - you bitch HHAHAH
Joeylim - may ur mummy strike the lottery soon!

5^
I constantly tell myself never to talk to you
To totally outcast you like ur some piece of dirt
It aint easy but i guess itloon be over judging by you two looking so well tgt
Or itll just linger and ill continue keeping silent
SILENT SCREAMS
Goodnite mates :D

2009-01-31T21:04:00.003+08:00

I think this bugger looks like my grandpa

Bald and smiling

OKAY.......

For the past...... I dont know how many days since Sunday is...

Ive once again gone through the tiring days of school

And did not sleep in class

This is a miracle..

I did not sleep in class for 1month already

AND ITS KILLING ME

In class... Teacher : Leo u look like u got not enough sleep ( asking a stupid question )

In polo.... Coach : Wah leo le bo gao kun ar? ( leo u dont have enough sleep ar? )

Wth...?

Okay.. Now lets start with CHINESE NEW YEAR or if u wanna be lame NIU YEAR

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Day 1..

The lao da( grandpa ) lives in my house

Therefore everybody comes to my house...

I had to entertain people -.-

Day 2

Morning - 1st auntie hse..

Since i wasnt close to the cousins..

I ate non stop for... quite awhile

Then to 3rd auntie's hse

Which i got awfully bored and went to freddy and felly's hse

Which was neaby..

Back to school

_l_

NOW

Aching all over..

And seeing my tagboard

I am WOWING

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moooooooooooooooo----

Jane- No wonder i get so little this year.. u cursed me

Russel- I think my blog is famous now -.- and.. let the spammer cool down abit la...

Passerby- =.= i know who u are u dickass LOLOLOLOLOL

HIHIHI- heyyo chiobu

Sarah- YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Felly - Hi felly u are smelly

Marcus(ex 2/3)- I ALSO EX 2/3 LEH HI 5!!! lol=.= relax la.. let him vent frustration abit la..

Evelyn- BITCH!!!!

Last but not least....

SPAMMER!

-If i reply u individually.. got alot things to reply leh....

So... i guess thanks for updating me with this?

LOL

Though im not really paying much attention to what was actually happening between russel and jessie..

Cos.... I dont really know them...

But still..

Hopefully ur more relaxed now after this russel and jessie thing is over..

See im so nice not to scold u like everybody is doing rite?

Tell me how much u love me man.

Oh sweet misery

Fill my heart up and pour it all over me.

Im suprised how much i lasted fighting you..

I might just surrender one day

Who knows

2009-01-25T01:11:00.005+08:00

ULTIMATE LAME VIDEO ALERT!!!!

Final showdown of the kungfu masters..
LOL
Ok.. It was supposed to be my Social Studies project at the end of the year..
Which i think we did not pass up..
I was supposedly some Kungfu-fied malay gang leader( i was much browner than wailoong)
And of course wailoong the also very much Kungfu-fied chinese gang leader
Real parangs used -.-
Which explains the slow motion
If not gt blood effect too
Ohyeah.. and we were supposedly trying to show some fight between malay and chinese
Caused by racism
Since we cant have a real gang fight with alot of malays and alot of chinese.......
Which means many more parangs too.. and lack of space and manpower = lame video
So... Gang leader showdown?
And..... Leslie's laughter should be more MWAHHAHAHA at the end rather than HEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tomorrow/This morning.
Niu Years Eve
I cant seem to get myself extremely excited for the event -.-
My god..

5^

I think i only see myself normal when i dont see you
Goodness I think im going nuts now

2009-01-24T01:54:00.003+08:00

Today..
Training as usual as it was on friday...
But! without a coach
Nothing much was different i guess..
Except i guess we rather listen to our peers than the coach himself :/
After that...
SENTOSA.........................................................................
Then buy clothes with jon and his family?
Yeah.. and his sis was practically laughing non stop..
Homed and The End.
Ohwell. . . . . . . .
Blame it on that i have nothing much to talk about today
Daydreaming makes me not pay attention

HEEEEELLLLLOWWWW!!!
-Spammer : RELAX LA DEI WHY SO SERIOUS?! What he do to u.. Why so uptight about him?
-Kenneth : Mdm Choy! LOL thats a lame guy from my school la..
-Yunkai : What do u mean by the slingshot?
-Meiee : Look whos talking weirdo?!
-Hihihi : HIHIHI!! LOL

5^

Well non spoken goodnight
A heartfelt stab wound that never heals
Lungs that fail to work anymore around you
What more power can u hold against me
Please stop..
But I am the only one that can stop myself
Why dream of this?
Is this really love?
All a load of crap
It shouldnt hurt so much
Why do i desire you so much while your not reciprocal
How I wish i could speak with you now

I am back typing to myself

2009-01-22T23:34:00.006+08:00

I think he looks like a shrimp or something in this photo!!

Good day folks who bother coming here to see the shit i type out.
For the past 10 days since i blogged..
I went through alot of shit..
Mainly it was....
Trainings - Study - Trainings - Trying to study - Trainings - Trying to stay awake in class
Yes its a degenerating link
And im really studying.

Other than that was the torment that the new sec 1s in water polo put me through
Ive been trying to be the most hostile person..
But they just seem to love me and keep saying hi/talk crap to me.. ( even when im lining up for food )
Then a few gay fags are entering my life again for me to be tormented
Why...
I guess I work very well for a gay magnet dont I?
All things gay within a radius of 10m will be sucked in to gay me

And I see really no one tag me one..
Seriously if u read my shitload
Tell me.
Nononono. I meant
TELL ME
I wanna see whos joining the Are You A Retard gang :D

And i guess polo has never been as tiring as ever..
And of course, we were never as enthu.. Except now?
Oh not forgetting its painful...
I love pain man..
IMMA MASOCHISTIC PERSON WOOOO
I ORGASM IN PAIN!!!

I need less wild ideas than mine for the polo notice board. Anyone?
Last but not least....
Did you ever wonder If your mum gave dad a blowjob right before she kissed you goodnight..!
MUACKS MUACKS MUACKS MUACKS MUACKS MUACKS MUACKS

HEY THERE GAY PALS
-Lynn : FANCY MEETING YOU HERE! Not in a kopitiam i guess
-Benda : Hello Benda I am here too :D
-Mdm Choy : My blog is so famous.. Stupid guy -.- You are so easily traced.
-Meiee : What are u talking about?
-Spammer : YO MAN U CAME.

One look and I was in right over my head
Oh this misery
Theres no place on earth i rather be

5^

I wanna stop giving you that STARE
I wanna stop ignoring everything when ur around
I wanna stop giving that look
I wanna stop keeping away when your around
I wanna start talking to you again
I wanna start having you in my life again
I wanna start being around you

I wanna be with you
I wanna stop shutting you out of my life. It just isnt working

2009-01-12T00:26:00.000+08:00

LOL

2009-01-10T00:39:00.002+08:00

Such a beautiful view from the roof of kovan melody at night
You feel you can be there forever
As long as it was dark

Temporary painkiller

Never thought i could land myself deeper than ever into this
Goodnight

And I'm not gonna suicide even though i go to rooftops..
Someone ask me about it? :D

Fuck P.O.A

2009-01-07T20:48:00.003+08:00

Okay..
its been ultra long since i blogged or isnt it?
well ..
for the benefit of the people who dont know what is happening in my life currently
the answer is major exhaustion
its been exercising and studying and exercise again
ok shudnt call it exercise
must make it sound nicer
WORK OUT!!!( in school somemore )
ok..
Polo + POA + someone living in sengkang = very tired person
and i managed to withstand the 4th school day without sleeping in class even for a single minute
well -.- its killing me

I think i look very much like a newborn chimpanzee now -.-
due to my hair........ and colour..
+ the specs make me look like... better than leslie LOL

Watch the world come alive tonight
When u stay close to me...

My life has not been very near alive :/
5*
Its quite useless to keep avoiding this fact isnt it
The more i struggle to keep myself away from you
The more i draw myself to try become closer
I know u are seeing this and know perfectly well who u are hopefully?
RUN AWAY EVERYTIME U SEE ME PLEASE!!

Things that increase my blog activity(by a little bit)
>Tiffany - U SEEM TO LIKE IT! HAHAHAHA UR FUTURE HUSBAND IS LIMBBYY!
>Jane - Still unknown :D
>Meiee - Twilight is gay.. just like tiffy and her limby
>LOL - well.. lol
>Vindy - I know you are
>Derek - U are officially one of the gays. LOL!
>Minghua - Happy new year pull your ear!!
>Thane - Yeeoohhxzxz
>Aaron - Much better than listening to M.M. It spoils your brain..
>Ray - HEY BABY! ME SO HORNY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!

And ar.. POA HOMEWORK MUST LET ME COPY HOR!!!

C'eve

2008-12-25T17:46:00.002+08:00

Yesterday
Lets just say i did dam retarded things
With..
Derek Ray Andre Nico Juntian Dont know who Weishen+gf Alan+gf Derek sis Xiao V
I think thats all -.-
Sprayed many retarded people and i was clean all the way till i saw yunkai and gang
Went home soapy..
My hopes of being able to dodge every stupid attack was destroyed by the last one
_l_
Pics another day
M' C'

O.o

2008-12-21T03:11:00.002+08:00

Okay...
Im blogging for the second time
I cant sleep =.=
So currently im reading Midnight Sun's partial draft
And its quite interesting seriously
For you people who do not know what it is..
Its the same as the Twilight book
Except that its told from that vampire gay boy's perspective
And twilight fans -.- relax
The book is not out yet..
Well i have just added sEXCITEMENT to whichever guy that is a twilight fan and reading this

O.O

No.. I am not a twilight fan..
But i don't mind reading the books =D
Okay seriously..
I have never completed reading a story book in my whole life
In p2 i tried reading one.. 120 pages book
I barely even completed half
Until then... I have never gotten my hands on another story book ever again

Im Not A Regular Blogger

2008-12-21T00:50:00.014+08:00

Okay..
So Its been a week since my last post :/
And i know that you people who come here often love to read my blog.
Cos i has the most interesting posts you all can ever find :D
Never mind lets skip that

For the first 3 days of the week
I had my water polo chalet..
And i still owe thane $32.50 because of it..
My dad's a dick cos he does not want to give me $ =.=
So i guess ill have to wait till school reopen and then O$P$

During that 3day 2 night stay
I was quite deprived of sleep
Yeah i know..
Who sleeps in a chalet?
Main point is..
Everyone was just as deprived..
That's the only thing i found we did as a team
NOT HAVE ENOUGH SLEEP
Though we did not bond much..
I hope what we did was sufficient for the purpose

Summary of my events
First night BBQ
Second morning went to school for crap
Afternoon Wild Wild Wet
Second night Cycle [emergency thus stopped halfway]
Then of course went home next day..
Of course to take care of my grandpa
NO JOKE MAN!! I ALMOST DIED AND I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HIM
As usual i was filial thus i did wad i was told =D

My delicious self helping people cook delicious things

Told you it was tasty.. A whole bunch of scavengers are there =D

Photos from thane's blog :D

Thursday
First.. I had to bring my grandpa to hospital.
When i had to wait alone outside for him cos only 1 person could go into the emergency section with him..
My auntie went
So i was expected to wait outside for more than 3hours =.=
Luckily i was smart enough and i went to watch twilight
No -.- i was not alone and i am not a fan.
And i looked super retarded with the fact that i was wearing some toyota T shirt
Luckily no 1 saw me

OMFG SCREAM TWILIGHT FANS SCREAM LOUDER!!! =.=
I swear im not a fan la dammit

Later at night..
Went to meet up with my primary school friends and some others for sisha
I have to stop doing it like every week
I might die very soon =.=

Example of the interesting conversation when they saw me -
Brian Michael Kevin Clynton Nicolette : HEY SWIMMBOYYY!!!
ME : Bastards =.=
Brian : HEY LOOK ITS THE TOYOTA SERIES 8 DRIFTER
ME : =.=
Michael : KNS LA HE GO THERE DUN DRIVE THE CAR HE GO THERE CHANGE TYRES
All : HAHHAHA
ME : z z z =.=

Stupid shirt..

* THE GROUP PHOTOXZ * [With my ultra sexy shirt]

Michael Sarah Nicolette Kevin Ivan ME Clynton Brian BOTEO!
You can clearly see the number 8 on me can't you?

My Friday and Saturday.. was spent sleeping and on the computer..
I have no life..
And OMFG this is a dam long post

People actually tagged i am surprised -
Jane- No you don't you bloody liar.. I told you to that's why u came ass.
Ivan - Your are more retarded at least i hope that was what u were saying o.o
Meiee - Miieexx lurbbx krabz f0revahx w0rhzx 1314 3344 184 520 den we 174
Daniel - YAY!!! NO MORE LOVES!! And i don't have nathan photo ):
Tiffany - LIMBY IS UR FUTURE HUSBAND MAN GOODLUCK
Meiee - Like u said!! TIFFY FUTURE HUSBAND
Derek - Sup sexy Derek lol =.=

2 fucken months

2008-12-14T23:56:00.006+08:00

Hey babes.
Im back after 2months since the last post
Lets see who really reads my blog la..
I seriously wonder :/

This bloody holiday..
I've probably wasted my life in every way someone can imagine it to be
I'm that incredible
First off would be slacking
Then sleeping Of course there is dreaming And also eating Not forgetting stupid illegal things..
The list goes on...
The good thing is..
Ive met up with my pri sch frens more often than ever
Infact almost everyday?
Wow.. more often than training
And of course more often that the holiday extended curiculum days added together
Until recently ofcourse where ill have to take care of my senile grandpa :(
That sad face isnt for the part i cant go out
Its for my gramps :(
awwwwww
EH fuck u all who might read this
Imma goodboy
Even the doctors say that :D

Soooooooooooooooooo....
15th dec
Day for my 3days 2nights polo chalet at downtown
For spending that much money doing nothing when im out always..
I have not much $ for polo chalet man -.-
Hope me and of course everyone else enjoys it =D

With this i end..
Sometimes when i blog.
I feel like im fucking talking to myself on the computer.
Heres something for u all to think aint it?
BYE DICKHEADS READING THIS
HAPPY HOLIDAYS

Thx public pervert :D
I nv name u ar..
So not counted
And thx Jinghan for helping with this blogshit =.=

*RANDOM PICS*

The birthday angmoh has a dam lousy camera + a gay ahlian just entered the picture.

The guy which everyone in my pri sch knows..
Cos hes nuts and hes in the same class as me..
So my friends and I disturb him everyday

This is what i can say the number 1 joke in Outram

I still think hes better than Spongebob

:D

2008-10-15T20:47:00.002+08:00

people feel different
my emotion is not subjected
expression?

2008-10-14T12:24:00.004+08:00

Well FINALLY
I guess..
Exams are over
But theres still extended curriculum
SoSo sian
Oh i found out many people are extremely disturbed by

Ok cut the short talk man
IM GONA GO FOR A DRINKKKK!!!
Next sisha outing is gona be..
TOTALLY WEIRD
ask me :D
ok why do i even bother-.-
no 1 comes here
i think...

Someone's TALKING:

Michelle - u den idiot-.-
Eva - testing? huh
Ischelle - I CAN SEE THAT. Everyone also nv :/
Daniel - wad picture and what thing test oxygen? O.O AND REMOVE LOVES
Kenneth - If im drunk ill go to ur house first thing and rape u by slitting ur throat and hanging ur balls on my chandelier.
Chem Freak - It was superr long ago -.- and i found out already..but lazy change. U are?

2008-09-21T22:43:00.004+08:00

Anyways..
This place is not private anymore :/
I got too irritated ..
Cos always mus sign in den can go in..
And this post gona be short :D
Been trying my best to mug like..
Always..
Somehow it doesent seem to work very well -.-
Anyone wants to study with me?
Im serious k.
Changed Wallpaper again..
I guess thats y i fail

Ok. End of story man
Seriously who wants to study with me?
Like real one..
Those after school kind of thing -.-
If not ill just go home and in the end
SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP
Then on comp.
Sort of anticipating failure EOYs already..
And something is really bugging me lately -.-
Crap one.

Equidistant.

But none of us are moving anywhere.

You two are really troublesome.

REPLIEXZS : SARAH - HELLO ..........xz FILL IN THE BLANKS :D

REPLIEXZS : MEIEE -I KNOW! AND ITS CUTE

REPLIEXZS : JIAMIN - HOUSE TAG -.- ?!

REPLIEXZS : DANIEL - THE LOVES IS GAY-.- DUN PUT LEH..AIYA...LAZY CHANGE..FREE DEN DO LO.HAHAS

2008-09-20T16:49:00.004+08:00

Alcohol. Good for you?

A new study published in The Lancet Medical Journal in January 2002 seems to indicate that daily moderate consumption of alcohol may help ward off Alzheimer's disease and other types of dementia.Previous studies have already shown that daily, moderate alcohol consumption helps prevent both heart disease and stroke. Moderate consumption, (between 1 to 3 drinks per day), is one of the key phrases because the adverse effects on health of excess alcohol consumption is beyond doubt. Primary among them is the destruction of the liver but several studies have indicated that excessive alcohol consumption can be toxic to the brain (alcoholic dementia).The new study showing that alcohol may fight Alzheimer's involved more than 5,000 people over the age of 55 and lasted for six years. At the beginning of the study, none of the participants had any signs of dementia. At the end of the study, 197 of the participants developed Alzheimer's or some other form of dementia. Those who drank between 1 to 3 drinks per day had a 42% lower risk of developing dementia than the nondrinkers. Those who did not drink daily but had more than one drink per week day had a 25% lower risk of developing dementia than the nondrinkers. One final point, it did not seem to matter what people drank, (beer, wine or liquor), the effect was the same.

Hey..
Got this from the net
Shows that alcohol is good for u..
Means its good for me
Preventing dementia = less loss of memory
Guess u all know wad im gona do probably everyday now..
HAHA!

My god man -.-

My left shin now..

Got no idea wads happening..

Feels like it just cracked..

Since the time i woke up this morning la

<<--- I've got this at home! But drink it will feel dam waste ):

Got no idea how my dad or grandpa got it..
Too bad..
Time to go drink the nt so good one :D
Wonder when is the next time im gona go drinking.. :/
Last time was holidays...zzz

I AM BACK!

2008-09-17T21:11:00.005+08:00

OK! I'm back..
More than a month already.
And im gona welcome u of course...
With..

MY COUSIN!

Recently been doing crap everyday..
If not try to study means dota liao
Also..
POA DRAINING MY ENERGY
Tomorrow gona stay back in school to study Bio
Exam stress..
Has it gotten to you yet?
If yes..
Try telling yourself
STUDYING IS MY ADDICTION
Effects not gauranteed but at least theres abit of motivation
You might also wanna try using my Computer Screen Wallpaper

MOTIVATIONAL!
Goodnight.

You got me Hypnotised, so Mesmerised.

1mth + old ago :

Wanying - VERY BUSY!

Liting #1 - Very long meh? just now only O.O

JANE - janeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!!?!??!?!

Eldrid - Sup fishhiesxzxz

Mei ee - ANOTHER SUP!?

Ischelle - (I think i remember replying this?)

Daniel - The loves thing its.....wrong.

Thane - I know u miss me.. But its ok la... :D

Liting #2 - Neh happy mah -.- update le

Liting #3 - SPAM ME LAH! COME!!

*all litings are same people -.-

LAST ONE!

should this place be opened to public?

2008-08-10T20:18:00.001+08:00

missing for awhile..
:D

2008-07-30T22:06:00.003+08:00

Second one for today.
Wow im really into this aint I.
Well....
I just realised many ppl are just plain sexists -.-
And its starting to get really annoying with them publicising weird things like...
BOYS LIKE THAT ONE.....FOREVER........
OK!Totally sexist talk
I wonder what people are thinking nowdays..
If theres anything correct going on up there...
AhHeck man..Possibilities are low -.-

OH! And of course i saw Tien Cheng today.
Hes suprisingly very NOT ACT..
I was outside school too
Whats more was that I was walking alone.
Perfect time to slaughter me
Shit man...But i survived and went home.
Wonder whats up with him.

I've got no idea why this is happening now.You seem different. Fuck it man

2008-07-30T20:23:00.004+08:00

Famous picture -.-

Now imagine it was a gun in my hands.

Al-Qaeda STRIKES BACK!

Talibans o.O

A naked one too.

Shit man.

Today was ultra killer boredom in school

Especially assembly.

And i also realised ive got cca award o.o

I wonder how -.-

Probably anyhow one la..

Hahahas

SOCIAL STUDIES

FUCK _l_ mus do project...waste time...

And i realised my comp no Powerpoint

Only Powerpoint Viewer

Well....95% of this screenshot was done by me... :D

Eh hard work and effort...

At least i not like some joker..

Integration of Foreign Talent

Invite more female foreigners to attract male foreign talent

Wah like wanna turn Singapore into some Sex Slavery Island

And that joker is in my group.

LOL!

And this stupid project is about some election campaign.

I totally messed up my whole group's mind by introducing the catholic religion..

Im not catholic -.- For fun only

Then...they got really excited and want to realise that idea..

God Dammit...

MY GROUP NAME CALL - The Priests

Knn man -.-

The introduction was a prayer...

I type one..zz

Worse...ppl campaign for Prime Minister,Minister of Manpower..

I dunno wad to campaign for..So decided on Arch Bishop.. =.=

Yes..Is i create one...

I totally shitted my whole group up man...dammit.

But it still gona score!

2008-07-29T22:32:00.003+08:00

Wow.Its been really long since i came into this place hasnt it -.-
And EVERYDAY is as boring as ever.
As usual my mind is blank whenever i do a post and I would normally just random out a topic.
Lets try listing out what happened since last week?

Monday:
The most interesting thing I probably can think about is maybe a new student?
Nothing much interesting about that la.
But it paved the way to entertainment.

Tuesday:
The scream of Leslie made everyone changed their views on him.Its higher pitch and louder than any girl that got raped would scream.I've got people who agree.

Wednesday:
Interesting white guy entertained us by constantly talking to the new student!

Thursday:
We continued to disturb whitey.Yes its very entertaining.

Friday:
End of the weeeeeekkk! And ive got arabian pics of myself everywhere.Weekends were wasted on Dota..and i wasted tht time tht could have been use for sleeping or eating..

Monday:
Oh so beautiful start of the week.Torture starts from this day and I counted that i have 4 more days to the weekends.

Today:
FUCK U POA.

Thats a heck load of words isnt it.
Telling once again that my life is so ultimately boring
So boring to the extent that its incomparable to any others
Dont try to compare.
Ive been spreading my Da Pau joke due to boredom.
Who wants to listen ask me :D

Meow --->Sarah : 健亨 believes 朱敏 would go swim soon cos Mr.健亨 is dying of boredom.
Grrrrr--->Ivan : 健亨 is arabian :/
Grribit--->Jingru : 健亨 is being seen by so many ppl.He feels shy..
Moooo--->Sarah : 健亨 thinks the pic pollutes young minds thts y its there :/
Cawkk--->Ischelle : 健亨 is disturbed by the fact tht u've seen a sexy arabian
Cooooo--->LimJingHan : 健亨 says bye bye!

Ok this is ultra lame.
With my chinese name and stuff

2008-07-24T22:55:00.002+08:00

Silent Screams.

I feel really different these days.
Sort of imagined the world to be silent
Everyone would probably look exactly like the pictures
Perhaps.

Well. All i can say is
What i need now is something exciting to do
Everything happening around me seems to be so..
Routine.
Things u think off when u are alone. Hahas
I guess maybe wad i need now is time?
Decide
Continue
Ignore
Im moving away from track
Falling yet agian further away from everyone
But this time
I want this

2008-07-20T23:51:00.008+08:00

Since im sucha nice guy..
This would be dedicated to my very special friend.....(trying to think of evidence)
JANE CHUA MUN RONG
I wasnt forced lax..
But still...
HEHEHEHEHEHEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
Yet another person's little baby photos in my hands..
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

SO CUTE WORHS!!

And now u have grown...

AWWW...ALL BIG NOW...no more little baby..
Still cute la lax. HAHAHA!
And now ur 15 yo!
But ill still wanna pinch ur cheeks when i see u again :D
JUST LIKE 1 YEAR AGO
I hope u remember.
Told u it would be up before 12 didnt I?
Its 11.59 now and im not late
Happy Birthday

2008-07-20T01:33:00.002+08:00

There have been instances of how i use to think about a lot of things.
Today in many instances
Reminders of how my life story was created
Of course,the friends i make on the way
It makes me think now
Hatred.

I've got a lot to be thankful for
Even though my life isn't that tragic, i would probably know wad all these feels like
And that my life isn't as interesting and as most people
Its enough.

A topic was mentioned.
What would you do if u died in 10 days.
My answer :
Person*
Next would be to kill all i hate
I think Ive done enough to go to hell already
So why not drag some people i hate along -.-

I was also reminded
There is this seemingly interesting Secondary 1 individual
He believes he is above others
Somehow thinking that being a gangster is way cool
The story starts by he and his friends walking around
Then we were accused of staring at them
Next would be them coming to us and sitting behind us waiting for us to stare
Got bored and left
In the end. He said some interesting words about the Water Polo people
I wont forget this and of course I'm thinking somethingto do 2 him now
Lets see what he will do next
Tian Cheng? I guess that's his name
Im waiting.

Moooo :
Ischelle : U still look dumb until nw... :/
Jinghan : YEEOOOOHHHH!
Daniel : Yes u have bigger boobs than her.SCREAM FOR JOY!
Hannah : NO CHENGHU IN MY BLOG #%$^&%#*
JL : BYYEEE BBBYYYEEE
Ivan : I forgot liao -.-
Meiee : Still got which part.. U shud knw best :/ HORNY!! lols

2008-07-13T22:24:00.006+08:00

WOO Swensen's today!
Ok..i really felt like jack's place but ohwell.. :/
anyways this reminds me..
I've got this fren i think he some Swensen's the advertisement contest
http://www.swensens.com.sg/contest.html <---- go see perfect boyfren
Ok..hes not fren la..A long lost one -.-
Anyone knows him so i can get to speak to him once again?
Anyways! I saw zhao kai and zhao xuan in Compass Point(Sengkang)
They seemed very skeptical of the fact tht i lived in Sengkang
Yes this is very natural -.-
I seriously think im retarding..
Becoming stupider and stupider somehow...
And im really very black..
I sorta realised that the only white parts on my body is my eyes,teeth and a triangular portion on my body.

2008-07-12T22:50:00.002+08:00

Its really amazing how the days can become so boring.
And that entertainment is really only something temporary.
Well..Sleeping is still the best i guess.
Except maybe that im wasting my life away when i sleep?
I don't know =.=

Anyways i'm back home now.
Came back from swimming with Sarah.
Im dam tired and aching.
With no idea why either..
Ok..maybe she shud be the one saying this cos she gt game jus nw -.-
But still.. :/

When was going home.
In the bus, I went past fullerton there.
WAS DAM FUCKING CLOSE TO THE FIRE WORKS.
THE THING WAS DAM NICE.
But soon the bus moved off as the traffic light turn green liao.
Shud have alighted there watch the fireworks awhile..wasted sia -.-
OK! Now to the stupid part of the story..
I think i boarded the wrong bus la..
Den end up i cannot take it no longer..
Alight at some deserted place.
Lucky there gt one bus go straight to my house.
If not i think ill be roaming around Singapore until i walk to my house.

Yes.I hate buses..
But now i hate them more than i ever do -.-
I'm sure u all knw the reason.

2008-07-09T22:01:00.002+08:00

FUCKLING HELL SICK
AND DYING..
THE WORLD SPINS
TISSUE IN MY NOSE
AND..MY HEAD BOBS -.-

QUACK :
Ischelle - U very messed up sia..i nv even do anything one -.-and yes i did..
Jingru - i think u more suited for monkey den me..
Eldrid - U rock!SO SUCK MY CAWK! LOL.
Meiee - i got no idea why too.. but den somehow random strangers are getting weirder
Daniel - U squeeze la!hahas she no boobs one -.- flat chested..
Sarah - i so strong u will fall down when i quack

2008-07-05T21:31:00.003+08:00

ok at least i knw ur fucked up -.-
continue reading this if u must
u know who u are
yes the fucker i talked to today
1 word for u hopeless
i guess i was right in the previous post

Anyways the swimming competition is over for me i guess
with stupid luck and...lets skip this

Today..went swimming with sarah and i dunno wad her fren name..forgot..
ok fine i got stm.
but still..somehow i dun feel very different at all
after tht eat and went home
in the train was this fucked up lady who act real high class
worse is she so flat make the chest come out like wan show she gt boobs
secondly i fell asleep..too tired
den tilted to her side abit
stupidly she used a magazine to smack my head and diao me
interesting people nowdays..
never fail to make u pissed off
as the train was approaching the station i gave her a punch in the face and got out
ok sounds abit like my fault now isnt it
and ur probably expecting people to scold me
but no..
at first she smacked me..ppl in train stared at her
when i punched her..they laughed so hard at her
probably some whore worth hitting
if not they wont laugh until like tht
humiliate herself only..

ok guess nowdays people are real piss offs
and that even strangers do the stupidest things to u
ok fine...its me tht gets all this crap
still..i wished i had punched tht whore harder-.-
like tht she blood clot die best
nnb

ok and of course..i did some shit test.
turns out ive gt alot of hatred in me
and tht im seriously into revenge
dun care if its real..
but den i guess its abit true

wow this post is extremely long
and...class outing?
its still a mystery -.-

2008-07-03T21:54:00.001+08:00

i need a new way.
a way to be able to talk to u better
and u too
and maybe after all that
the nagging will stop
for now u wont understand me

2008-07-03T21:21:00.003+08:00

Where were were you when i really needed you?
I guess I'm only appearing when your bored and lonely
Somehow i guess its really different
You've always expected me to be there
But whenever i try to find you
You are not around
I'm not for you to exploit
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I'm way better than you are
I know i am
I already beaten u physically
Now it will beat you psychologically
You will know it soon
And if there is something called karma
Please befall after it
Don't be a cock
I swear it will happen
I'm willing to kill for it
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

A few days ago..i sort of injured my leg...
It started when i was going to school
Some random stranger wanted to trip me on the road
I kicked his thigh and he fell on the road
But there was still force and my leg rammed a road divider
Or should I say ankle

Swimming today was pissing and disappointing..
Don't ask me about it if you talk to me thanks

Chicken talks :
Liting - U DEN NERD U GIVE OFF NERD AURA.mine is sometimes only hahas
Ischelle - hahahas u siao liao...need psychiatric help..cute ur head ar..its supposed to fascinate cos green flame
Abby - U are the nerd one lo..u so blur u look in mirror can say hi. hahas
Ljh - HEYYOOXZXZZ!!!ki siao...lols @$%&
Jingru - You are mad about him liao..go wash ur eyes..its me =p

2008-06-30T22:34:00.003+08:00

As usual..everyone knows Little Nerdy Leo has been too busy to do anything regarding his blog.
Of course its true..from homework to fatigue that is..
I'm gonna skip anything that happened on any day before until today that is..
Partly because nothing happened..
OK..there is but lazy :D
As u can see!
Little Nerdy Leo has been such a good boy in school
Conducting experiments of sorts and producing yet another phenomenon
Behold...Green Flame

I bring u FIRE!OK the other test tube is Dominic tan's

Again...

Yet again...

And finally..

OK fine..it was an accidental discovery...
and the solution was a mixture of Hydrochloric Acid+Magnesium+BLACK STUFF(OK i think its copper chloride)
Never mind.In the first place u don't really care don't you all? -.-
But still have to admit..
Little Nerdy Leo has created visual pleasure for the masses

OK anyways..Today is a super science day..
All periods science except Mother Tongue..guess how my day was like -.-
During the Chem lesson..i made my area smell like Ammonia..
HAHAHA!Damn stink.
For your info..In case u don't know Ammonia is something found in urine..
Guess u know how smelly it is now don't u all?

Fucked up..this is English to a whole new level..
This post contains no grammatical errors of any sorts except "HAHAHA!"
Enjoy!

Replies from Chickensss:
Liting : yes yes..I'm probably a bitch in my past life
Sarah : Come on i where got emo?See my radiant sunshine smile's glare shine into ur eyeballs.
Ischelle : U are mad...and why monkeys?! -.-
Meiee : U den sex deprived...I've got evidence!

2008-06-26T21:09:00.003+08:00

oh come on..im a happy boy..
so i deleted tht post =D

2008-06-24T22:42:00.002+08:00

OK! mabye deprived of real pics for like too long already rite?
relax....
heres pics of wad i did during my bday -.-
wow...health concious rite?
anyways its shisha..
totally no kick and u dun feel anything
its nth like cigrette smoke la..
no tar taste at all
no smell..
nth
shud try...its a pussy thing so relax..it wont kill..
ok thats wad i think -.-

SMOKE ORBdam cool rite

BLOW THRU MY NOSE

OPENS MOUTH AS IM IN NEED OF AIR

CONCLUDING WITH A GAY SMILE

this other person with me..his name is joshua.
theres another friend..hes clynton but i dont have a picture of him -.-
ok practically cos he was taking the fotos..
as u can see..gay ahlian pose..LOL

anyways..the first day of school..i guess it didnt start out the right way..
teachers complaining..homework collecting
whining everywhere..
training afterschool was the SHAG
went home and i felt like im so high..cos everything is numb..

today of course...woke up with my whole body aching and had to drag my ass to school..
turns out im not the only one...
everyone was having body ache and i think i practically moaned*...when i sat down..or stand up
no idea why im still up at this time when im dead tired..
but..i guess i am..

Of course..i realised today..im like so B*tchy-.-
probably was a girl of such during my past life..
wow man
hahahs

somehow...i feel that all this is a hint of some kind

and i really feel it

maybe its that im over sensitive

or that it might be the truth

i guess its good now that i still knw you

2008-06-21T23:35:00.003+08:00

I guess once again..boredom has driven to play yet another old game
and as usual..ill create perverted names to disturb the peace of the public in such games
and of course there are the regulars tht try to insult me -.-
but anyways heres 2 pictures :/

CLICK TO VIEW PICTURE
hopefully u knw wad does RideOnYou means la -.-
SHES GONA STAB THAT BUGGERS NECK SOON!
and if ur wonderin why he killed me 11 times..its cos i afk 2 rounds and everyone was killing me i guess..

Of course sometimes..ppl dam poor thing caught in the middle of a fight and die..
i think this guy more pathetic..
2 chaos modes fighting each other..in the middle kena hack and slashed..
in the end i killed the warrior chaos guy..
and tht poor guy in between..an archer shot him dead...from far :/

OH I FORGOT TO MENTION ANOTHER SUPER COOL NAME

yes..BIGDICK ! its me..i knw tt asshole is abit small la -.-

but thts the whole point rite? small guy big dick :/

and of course see how tht guy died :D

ok enuf of game..
school's gona start real soon
havent got my hair cut yet-.-
and i dun wanna look like some idiot when sch reopens..
what to do..
and i havent even touch holiday homework(at all)
and i really feel like going for shisha again..
cos its like dam boring now..
MIAN FEI REN needs to live the mediteranian lifestyle
maybe get myself some kebabs..
hahahas thats wad arab street is for isnt it?
mediteranian fine dining

and this is a very interesting conversation i had..

her pm was...do you still remember me? do you still remember the things i did for you? those tears that i shed for you?

peixian says:
=/
✖KaNnOn BALLS-✖ [S.M.B] - Communist says:
anyways this is a reply to ur pm.. i still remember u of course...i did homework for u...and i knw the score was so good u were moved to tears
✖KaNnOn BALLS-✖ [S.M.B] - Communist says:
LOL!
peixian says:
HAHAHA!
peixian says:
rofl sia
✖KaNnOn BALLS-✖ [S.M.B] - Communist says:
wads wrong with me lo -.-
✖KaNnOn BALLS-✖ [S.M.B] - Communist says:
crazy one

and of course theres regular blaming of the Chenghu

✖KaNnOn BALLS-✖ [S.M.B] - Communist says:
my blogger lag until dam jia lat lo
peixian says:
haha
peixian says:
haiyo kelian ah
peixian says:
haha
✖KaNnOn BALLS-✖ [S.M.B] - Communist says:
yea-.-
✖KaNnOn BALLS-✖ [S.M.B] - Communist says:
this time only one person to blame
peixian says:
o.o
✖KaNnOn BALLS-✖ [S.M.B] - Communist says:
CHENGHU

the reason was retarded i shud not put it down

2008-06-19T23:54:00.004+08:00

Mixed.

no doubt that i am very messed up there in my head..
never expected myself to be this bad
and ive got a thriple personality.
there are supposed to be 4 main personalities in this test
and then there the characteristics of the 4 personalities
my test result was
Sanguine 14
Choleric 13
Malancholy - 14
Phlegmatic - 10

the 2 highest score are supposed to be what u are and everyone has 2..
whats mine is tht the 2 highest score are the total opposite of each other
and that they are of equal score
the part about the Choleric being the somewhat 3rd personality of mine is cos its dam close to Sanguine and Malancholy

click on the picture to see the discription of personalities clearer

total opposites rite?

normally the 2 highest are supposed to be complementary or natural

rare are the opposites

yes i am stressing the fact that im f*cking messed up -.-

sometimes i seriously think abt it if i have split personality..

guess i do..

and tht it is really (once again).....The opposite

F*CK IT MAN -.-

and i saw smth dam cool the analyse and lead part..i can do both :/

and the good part is...its not that bad cos i still knw who i am and where i live

and where i belong..or do i.

2008-06-17T22:25:00.004+08:00

once again i question myself
am i deluding myself yet another time
living in short term ecstacy
i thought so much of it
little did i realise
i was so different
maybe im still having tht mindset
one which tells me actually everything is fine as long as u have yourself
one which tells me u only have urself
im blinded by what me emotions tell me now
confused by how i really feel
maybe our conversation today was a bad thing after all
i gave me hope
too much of it
for a moment i was in an orgasmic state
what seemed like the best gift
slowly faded and changed
it made me realise that i was all alone
i had no 1 to share anything with
i expected so much to happen
ive gotten too used to it already
ill probably need u more than her
ill probably need u more than love
definitely ill need u now and more than ever

probably never expected that this would come out from little birthday boy himself ?
it was only after an incident that i realised u were so important to me
i guess now its time ill say happy bday to myself at 12am when its 45 mins later
goodbye and goodnight
never take things for granted
and never rely too much

let go of my pain

2008-06-15T16:49:00.001+08:00

SALARY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN REALITY