Change MY Perception

This is a story about a boy.

One day, he overheard the fact that his friend fancied someone

Curious as he is, he went online to acquire information about her appearance

It turns out that she was just another ordinary looking girl

The boy brushed it off his mind thinking he had just wasted his time

As his examinations were over, the boy spent most of his time sleeping and lazing around

Boredom eventually took over him and he went back to looking at people online

He came across that particular girl again

This time, realising that she actually looks kinda interesting

He became interested in getting to know her. However he didnt have the chance

Opportunity struck when a close friend of his got to know her

And through one of the most unexpected ways. The boy finally got to know her

The connection was formed online through a game and continued that way until one day...

They met in the real world

18th march 2010

The boy saw her smile through his own eyes

The boy was rather thrilled

Oblivious that happiness was bound to be short lived

Messages, topics, chatter, laughter and even his actuality would eventually disappear

The boy remembers the times whereby he and the girl would meet up to eat prata

And after that visit the mosquito infested playground nearby to continue chatting

Apparently those days didnt seem to last very long

The boy also remembers the times whereby he was trying to help the girl carry some of her baggage

At that point in time, he was too weak and couldnt carry it with ease

At that day he decided that he should visit the gym so when such a situation arises again, the boy would have no problems.

The boy toiled so he could would be able to carry anything she wanted him to

However that day never did seem to appear

The boy remembers the time that she said to him that school is starting and that she would be busy

The boy hoped that they could still meet up rather often

Nevertheless, lively conversations online seemed to turn dull

And his existence probably slipped out of her life.

18th June 2010

The first time this boy had made a birthday wish.

A wish to see the girl on the 19th for there was a prearranged meeting

Birthday wishes never do come true dont they?

After a few months, the girl injured herself

The boy frantically tried to think of every way he could his shower concern towards her but settled for a simple method

He succeeded temporarily...

But hes happy to know that at least shes somewhat/fully healed now

Despite the fact that this particular girl didnt do anything at all

It has affected the boy's life in so many ways

She was the person whom he could instantly feel comfortable with

She was the person who injected joy into his monotonous life

She was the person who changed his aloof personality and made him speak to her first

But now this boy has returned to the dull person he originally was

He does not blame this particular girl

He does not wish to let her think I changed for her

He just wants to say thank you to her for giving him new emotions and experiences

And that he probably fell in love with the wrong girl

On 19th September today

The boy wants to wish this particular girl

Happy Birthday

Well. A month of new experiences wasnt that bad

Maybe its time I Change My Perception

I guess 18 is my number and 19 isnt

Your dear Leo has to drag his ass to NgeeAnn Polytechnic every saturday morning until national day.....

Your dear Leo lives in Sengkang while NgeeAnn Polytechnic is in Clementi.

Your dear Leo has to take MRT AND BUS to get there

Your dear Leo is still not asleep.

Your dear Leo is gonna die tmr morning. ):

SCRAWNY D:

Let me ask all my imaginary friends out there this very important question

AM I VERY SKINNY?

): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ):

And more and more people say that im white now

GOOD RITE?!

MY SKIN IS THOSE NICE NICE HEALTHY LOOKING KIND OF SKIN TONE

NOT THOSE PALE + YELLOW UNHEALTHY LOOKING KIND

However. All that is gona change.

I shall soon bake my self under the sun so that I can achieve BLACKNESS

You all gona call me ahneh very soon. (brother in indian = ahneh)

Just dont shout it out on the streets if you do see me

And due to me forgetting to publish this shit once again... From 2 days ago..

I shall now continue the post...

And to start/continue this shit

Let me fill you in on a very interesting conversation

*André gonna be what he set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly. says:

*-.-

*what you doing

Nichhhhh ! ^^ says:

*praying to the dota gods

*to help us win the compe

*may the wind guide us to victory

André gonna be what he set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly. says:

*._.

Nichhhhh ! ^^ says:

*eh y no response

*not funny meh

eh y no response. not funny meh?

LOLOLOLOLOL

STILL GOT PART 2 OK?!

ARE U ALL READY?

André gonna be what he set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly. says:

*-.-

*you think we can win?

Nichhhhh ! ^^ says:

*?

*why not

André gonna be what he set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly. says:

*._.

*i think confirm got pro one lor

Nichhhhh ! ^^ says:

*ahem

*wad r u toking bout

*got me

*half the game won

Though I dont support my dear friend Andre to use the act cute face of ._.

Or rather I strongly abhore his/anyone else's usage of that stupid face...

I guess theres no other reaction we could give to Nich.

._.

Oh yes

And as you people may or may not know

I am making effort to improve my size

Well... Since I cant increase vertically anymore

Why not go for the other?

Horizontally

And nope. No protein shakes for me. No weird supplements.

Only food. And hard work

And I already have trouble getting fats. Let alone muscle..

So now hard work is upgraded and can be called

VERY HARD WORK

Now all you mother fuckers out there are gonna tell me that ill look weird with muscles and stuff

And you all are probably thinking im trying to be a bodybuilder

BUT NO!!

IM NOT GONA BE SOME UNDERGROUND MONSTER

This is an underground monster. Im not gona be that.

I swear. If theres anyone that looks more like pudge than him....

Ill let u suck on my biceps if u can find that SOMEBODY

Eh. This one not bad!!

Maybe I be something like this I'll be very happy already

AND I SAID I WANNA BE BLACK TOO RITE?!

Then maybe one day when I have the balls to shave bald...

And on that day I would probably have attained bodykongness...And would be black thru bbqing

Ill ask someone help me take a pic then we compare see who more shuai ok?! LOL

And to achieve BODYKONG

I would have to eat all the knnbccbklj kinds of healthy foods...

As you can see from the above picture..

This is what my midnight snack has been reduced into

From 20pc nugget + large coke and large fries and an apple pie....

It has become tuna bread + 2 bananas + milk + cake(i need smth sweet -.-)

Holyshit.. SO MA DA FA KIN HIAO TEE

Well.. That was yesterday's midnight snack.

Tonight's was durian.

Before you ppl gimme the : -_- durian is not healthy u fucktard

I DONT GIVE A FUCK!! DURIAN IS A FRUIT U DUMBASS!! THE KING SOMEMORE!!

FRUITS ARE GOOD FOR HEALTH!!!

You all wanna see my progress right?!

Wanna see my sexy body right?

K I shall grant you that wish...

...

...

... However you have to rape me and see it yourself ^^

For now... I think you all should go fap to porn

Cos theres no picture of me for you to do so to.

And so.

I shall end off with a picture that made me laugh for.......

Lets just say that I laughed for a very long time ok-.-

I dont know if I'm being very lame or what...

BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT

HAHAHAHAAHAHA DUM FUK

HAHAHAHAHAAHA TAI NI PO NI

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok nvm. Maybe you all wont get it.

And this post dont have my face ):

So heres good bye to you from the scrawny little chinese boy.

^^

BTW IF U THINK MY BLOGGING FREQUENCY IS TOO LONG

U CAN TRY FOLLOWING MY TWITTER AS I MIGHT HAVE SOME RANDOM HAPPENINGS IN MY LIFE

THE WORD IS MIGHT

http://twitter.com/VeryHardworking

I am bored

Hi assholes.

I am bored once again... like every other day

However I am continuing my very no-life routine to Bodykong

Eat Workout Eat Sleep| Nua the next day | ( x34253463124128412412 days)

So until 1 day.... Where I actually go out and do some stuff.

Then I would stop writing nonsensical bullshits in here which is defeating the purpose of having a blog

OR DO U PEOPLE ACTUALLY ENJOY READING THESE NONSENSE LIKE MINGHUA?

REPLY ME YOU BASTARDS!!!

Hi assholes.

Since you are reading my blog. I take it that you are somewhat trying to spy on me

So for your personal stalking pleasure,

I would be including a a massive spam of inconsequential information about myself

Or... something else

1.I am in a very groggy state while typing this but somehow unable to fall asleep

2.I have eaten 9 eggs today. I think im gona die soon

3.I have been a lazy slob the whole day lying on my bed since 12pm in the afternoon

4.I signed up for NDP volunteers. WTF?

5.I think that the bugger reading this just jizzed in his pants

6.I enjoy seeing people getting kicked in the nuts

7.I think that you just started wanking again

8.I am suffering from a weird form of insomnia(5am sleep,12pm wake up tired but cant sleep)

9.I am addicted to saying OIOI WATCH OUT. I KNOW KUNGFU OK

10.I am a scrawny boizx

11.I am a good and hardworking student

12.I also indulge in the pleasures of learning

13.I eat more than you

14.I am hungry now

15.I talk to myself everyday. On twitter

16.I got a very cool grandpa that can ninja you. <-- this is a fact

17.I think religion is a guilt inflicting psychology you people bring upon yourselves

18.I wanna be rich so I can buy an island all to myself

19.I want the island so I can have sex with my future lover 24/7 in nature with no 1 looking

20.I think my imagination is very wild LOL

( I realised I forgot to post this.. So I shall continue )

Hi assholes.

I think that monks are fucking crazy people who enjoy mutilating their penises

As you can see from the previous post's Iron Dick Kungfu....

However I have found something more cock.

SHAOLIN IRON EGG

I swear this one is the most funny shit

Or maybe its just me who enjoys seeing people kicked in the nuts.

BUT BUT BUT I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH AT THIS SHIT

Iron egg lo. wtf

If I got kicked in my "eggs" like that...

Probably crack open and can cook fried eggs already

The reason I hyperlinked these videos is due to the fact it wont look like im video spamming

Hi assholes

HOWEVER I STILL HAVE TO SHOW U SOME OTHER VIDEOS

VIDEOS THAT I CANT AFFORD TO HYPERLINK

COS YOU BASTARDS MIGHT NOT CLICK IT

BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG THINGS ATTRACT YOU RITE

I swear. This guy is dam smart with his advertisement of MMA

Most funny part is the focus is on the ass. NOT THE MOVE

Last part the girl shake her ass somemore LOL

And this is a video about gays (Sadly embedding disabled by request)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjQlh52Em3o

Now imagine u cockfight with your bestfriend and see who wins

HAHAHAHAHAHA BOTH TURN GAY TOGETHER

Hi assholes.

I am about to tell you something very random

Something so random that your mind might not be able to comprehend its randomness

Nope. Its not about me wanting to swim in the flooded orchard road and make everyone WTF

Its about me being able to make my nostrils bigger

!!

(I can sense the wtf-ness from you people already)

LET ME SHOW YOU THIS AWESOME SKILL

I THINK THIS IS DAMN COOL ONLY!!

But if the whole world can do it then... I'll be quite sad ):

NONO ILL BE ECSTATIC!!

LETS ALL EXPAND OUR NOSTRILS TOGETHER!!

(sensing the wtf-ness once again)

Hi assholes.

I think I should continue another day

And I shall end off with these 2 pictures

Just in case one day you might not be able to open the URL leading to my blog

VERY TRUE

Hi assholes.

Ok relax nothing already

Bye assholes.

Bodykong is sick

I realise that I dont get sick very often.

Well... At least I think I dont

But whenever I get sick.. Its one that lasts like FUCKKKINGGGGG HELL LONG

Well.. Its gradually recovering

And so.. For the past 2 weeks of sickness.

No creative ideas have been flowing into my mind.

And currently my mind is still very dead.

So let me just say that....

Iron Dick Kungfu <----- IS LMFAO

And thus concludes this wonderful piece of shit you are reading now

I need a wish