Monday, October 18, 2010

Change MY Perception

This is a story about a boy.

One day, he overheard the fact that his friend fancied someone
Curious as he is, he went online to acquire information about her appearance
It turns out that she was just another ordinary looking girl
The boy brushed it off his mind thinking he had just wasted his time

As his examinations were over, the boy spent most of his time sleeping and lazing around
Boredom eventually took over him and he went back to looking at people online
He came across that particular girl again
This time, realising that she actually looks kinda interesting
He became interested in getting to know her. However he didnt have the chance

Opportunity struck when a close friend of his got to know her
And through one of the most unexpected ways. The boy finally got to know her
The connection was formed online through a game and continued that way until one day...
They met in the real world

18th march 2010
The boy saw her smile through his own eyes
The boy was rather thrilled
Oblivious that happiness was bound to be short lived
Messages, topics, chatter, laughter and even his actuality would eventually disappear

The boy remembers the times whereby he and the girl would meet up to eat prata
And after that visit the mosquito infested playground nearby to continue chatting
Apparently those days didnt seem to last very long

The boy also remembers the times whereby he was trying to help the girl carry some of her baggage
At that point in time, he was too weak and couldnt carry it with ease
At that day he decided that he should visit the gym so when such a situation arises again, the boy would have no problems.
The boy toiled so he could would be able to carry anything she wanted him to
However that day never did seem to appear

The boy remembers the time that she said to him that school is starting and that she would be busy
The boy hoped that they could still meet up rather often
Nevertheless, lively conversations online seemed to turn dull
And his existence probably slipped out of her life.

18th June 2010
The first time this boy had made a birthday wish.
A wish to see the girl on the 19th for there was a prearranged meeting
Birthday wishes never do come true dont they?

After a few months, the girl injured herself
The boy frantically tried to think of every way he could his shower concern towards her but settled for a simple method
He succeeded temporarily...
But hes happy to know that at least shes somewhat/fully healed now

Despite the fact that this particular girl didnt do anything at all
It has affected the boy's life in so many ways
She was the person whom he could instantly feel comfortable with
She was the person who injected joy into his monotonous life
She was the person who changed his aloof personality and made him speak to her first

But now this boy has returned to the dull person he originally was
He does not blame this particular girl
He does not wish to let her think I changed for her
He just wants to say thank you to her for giving him new emotions and experiences
And that he probably fell in love with the wrong girl

On 19th September today
The boy wants to wish this particular girl
Happy Birthday
Well. A month of new experiences wasnt that bad
Maybe its time I Change My Perception
I guess 18 is my number and 19 isnt

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Your dear Leo has to drag his ass to NgeeAnn Polytechnic every saturday morning until national day.....
Your dear Leo lives in Sengkang while NgeeAnn Polytechnic is in Clementi.
Your dear Leo has to take MRT AND BUS to get there
Your dear Leo is still not asleep.
Your dear Leo is gonna die tmr morning. ):

Sunday, June 20, 2010

SCRAWNY D:

Let me ask all my imaginary friends out there this very important question
AM I VERY SKINNY?
): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ):

And more and more people say that im white now
GOOD RITE?!
MY SKIN IS THOSE NICE NICE HEALTHY LOOKING KIND OF SKIN TONE
NOT THOSE PALE + YELLOW UNHEALTHY LOOKING KIND
However. All that is gona change.
I shall soon bake my self under the sun so that I can achieve BLACKNESS
You all gona call me ahneh very soon. (brother in indian = ahneh)
Just dont shout it out on the streets if you do see me

And due to me forgetting to publish this shit once again... From 2 days ago..
I shall now continue the post...

And to start/continue this shit
Let me fill you in on a very interesting conversation

*André gonna be what he set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly. says:
*-.-
*what you doing
Nichhhhh ! ^^ says:
*praying to the dota gods
*to help us win the compe
*may the wind guide us to victory
André gonna be what he set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly. says:
*._.
Nichhhhh ! ^^ says:
*eh y no response
*not funny meh

eh y no response. not funny meh?
LOLOLOLOLOL
STILL GOT PART 2 OK?!
ARE U ALL READY?

André gonna be what he set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly. says:
*-.-
*you think we can win?
Nichhhhh ! ^^ says:
*?
*why not
André gonna be what he set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly. says:
*._.
*i think confirm got pro one lor
Nichhhhh ! ^^ says:
*ahem
*wad r u toking bout
*got me
*half the game won

Though I dont support my dear friend Andre to use the act cute face of ._.
Or rather I strongly abhore his/anyone else's usage of that stupid face...
I guess theres no other reaction we could give to Nich.
._.

Oh yes
And as you people may or may not know
I am making effort to improve my size
Well... Since I cant increase vertically anymore
Why not go for the other?
Horizontally
And nope. No protein shakes for me. No weird supplements.
Only food. And hard work
And I already have trouble getting fats. Let alone muscle..
So now hard work is upgraded and can be called
VERY HARD WORK
Now all you mother fuckers out there are gonna tell me that ill look weird with muscles and stuff
And you all are probably thinking im trying to be a bodybuilder
BUT NO!!
IM NOT GONA BE SOME UNDERGROUND MONSTER

This is an underground monster. Im not gona be that.
I swear. If theres anyone that looks more like pudge than him....
Ill let u suck on my biceps if u can find that SOMEBODY

Eh. This one not bad!!
Maybe I be something like this I'll be very happy already
AND I SAID I WANNA BE BLACK TOO RITE?!
Then maybe one day when I have the balls to shave bald...
And on that day I would probably have attained bodykongness...And would be black thru bbqing
Ill ask someone help me take a pic then we compare see who more shuai ok?! LOL

And to achieve BODYKONG
I would have to eat all the knnbccbklj kinds of healthy foods...
As you can see from the above picture..
This is what my midnight snack has been reduced into
From 20pc nugget + large coke and large fries and an apple pie....
It has become tuna bread + 2 bananas + milk + cake(i need smth sweet -.-)
Holyshit.. SO MA DA FA KIN HIAO TEE
Well.. That was yesterday's midnight snack.
Tonight's was durian.
Before you ppl gimme the : -_- durian is not healthy u fucktard
I DONT GIVE A FUCK!! DURIAN IS A FRUIT U DUMBASS!! THE KING SOMEMORE!!
FRUITS ARE GOOD FOR HEALTH!!!

You all wanna see my progress right?!
Wanna see my sexy body right?
K I shall grant you that wish...




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... However you have to rape me and see it yourself ^^

For now... I think you all should go fap to porn
Cos theres no picture of me for you to do so to.
And so.
I shall end off with a picture that made me laugh for.......
Lets just say that I laughed for a very long time ok-.-

I dont know if I'm being very lame or what...
BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT
HAHAHAHAAHAHA DUM FUK
HAHAHAHAHAAHA TAI NI PO NI
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok nvm. Maybe you all wont get it.
And this post dont have my face ):
So heres good bye to you from the scrawny little chinese boy.
^^
BTW IF U THINK MY BLOGGING FREQUENCY IS TOO LONG
U CAN TRY FOLLOWING MY TWITTER AS I MIGHT HAVE SOME RANDOM HAPPENINGS IN MY LIFE
THE WORD IS MIGHT

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

I am bored

Hi assholes.
I am bored once again... like every other day
However I am continuing my very no-life routine to Bodykong
Eat Workout Eat Sleep| Nua the next day | ( x34253463124128412412 days)
So until 1 day.... Where I actually go out and do some stuff.
Then I would stop writing nonsensical bullshits in here which is defeating the purpose of having a blog
OR DO U PEOPLE ACTUALLY ENJOY READING THESE NONSENSE LIKE MINGHUA?
REPLY ME YOU BASTARDS!!!

Hi assholes.
Since you are reading my blog. I take it that you are somewhat trying to spy on me
So for your personal stalking pleasure,
I would be including a a massive spam of inconsequential information about myself
Or... something else

1.I am in a very groggy state while typing this but somehow unable to fall asleep
2.I have eaten 9 eggs today. I think im gona die soon
3.I have been a lazy slob the whole day lying on my bed since 12pm in the afternoon
4.I signed up for NDP volunteers. WTF?
5.I think that the bugger reading this just jizzed in his pants
6.I enjoy seeing people getting kicked in the nuts
7.I think that you just started wanking again
8.I am suffering from a weird form of insomnia(5am sleep,12pm wake up tired but cant sleep)
9.I am addicted to saying OIOI WATCH OUT. I KNOW KUNGFU OK
10.I am a scrawny boizx
11.I am a good and hardworking student
12.I also indulge in the pleasures of learning
13.I eat more than you
14.I am hungry now
15.I talk to myself everyday. On twitter
16.I got a very cool grandpa that can ninja you. <-- this is a fact
17.I think religion is a guilt inflicting psychology you people bring upon yourselves
18.I wanna be rich so I can buy an island all to myself
19.I want the island so I can have sex with my future lover 24/7 in nature with no 1 looking
20.I think my imagination is very wild LOL
( I realised I forgot to post this.. So I shall continue )

Hi assholes.
I think that monks are fucking crazy people who enjoy mutilating their penises
As you can see from the previous post's Iron Dick Kungfu....
However I have found something more cock.
I swear this one is the most funny shit
Or maybe its just me who enjoys seeing people kicked in the nuts.
BUT BUT BUT I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH AT THIS SHIT
Iron egg lo. wtf
If I got kicked in my "eggs" like that...
Probably crack open and can cook fried eggs already
The reason I hyperlinked these videos is due to the fact it wont look like im video spamming

Hi assholes
HOWEVER I STILL HAVE TO SHOW U SOME OTHER VIDEOS
VIDEOS THAT I CANT AFFORD TO HYPERLINK
COS YOU BASTARDS MIGHT NOT CLICK IT
BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG THINGS ATTRACT YOU RITE
I swear. This guy is dam smart with his advertisement of MMA
Most funny part is the focus is on the ass. NOT THE MOVE
Last part the girl shake her ass somemore LOL
And this is a video about gays (Sadly embedding disabled by request)
Now imagine u cockfight with your bestfriend and see who wins
HAHAHAHAHAHA BOTH TURN GAY TOGETHER

Hi assholes.
I am about to tell you something very random
Something so random that your mind might not be able to comprehend its randomness
Nope. Its not about me wanting to swim in the flooded orchard road and make everyone WTF
Its about me being able to make my nostrils bigger
!!
(I can sense the wtf-ness from you people already)
LET ME SHOW YOU THIS AWESOME SKILL


I THINK THIS IS DAMN COOL ONLY!!
But if the whole world can do it then... I'll be quite sad ):
NONO ILL BE ECSTATIC!!
LETS ALL EXPAND OUR NOSTRILS TOGETHER!!
(sensing the wtf-ness once again)

Hi assholes.
I think I should continue another day
And I shall end off with these 2 pictures
Just in case one day you might not be able to open the URL leading to my blog
VERY TRUE

Hi assholes.
Ok relax nothing already
Bye assholes.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Bodykong is sick

I realise that I dont get sick very often.
Well... At least I think I dont
But whenever I get sick.. Its one that lasts like FUCKKKINGGGGG HELL LONG
Well.. Its gradually recovering
And so.. For the past 2 weeks of sickness.
No creative ideas have been flowing into my mind.
And currently my mind is still very dead.

So let me just say that....
Iron Dick Kungfu <----- IS LMFAO

And thus concludes this wonderful piece of shit you are reading now



I need a wish